Not Bathnes

We can confirm that we are paying top rates for someone to watch the traffic lights at Cleveland Bridge. He’s now got a high score on Candy Crush because he’s spending 8 hours a day sat in the van. Just another great credit for the city of Bath.

Our plan to add a loop-the-loop to Cleveland Bridge is on track to be ready for 2030. #TouristAttraction

I’m sure @BathSpaUni and @UniofBath are proud. #WelcomeToTheNeighbourhood

We’ve got more on back order. Normal service will resume shortly.

It’s called living the dream. We work hard to make Bathnes a better place to live, work and visit x

Basically we’ve decided to cut everything. That way there’s literally nothing you can complain to us about. #ProgressiveThinking

We have no plans to enforce the new traffic lanes at Odd Down. Don’t like queueing simply use the park & ride lane and go around the roundabout fully. #ThisMadeMoreProblems #WastingMoneyAsUsual

We’ve got to cram in some more student accommodation somewhere. We can charge a premium too because it’s close to Mc Donald’s #BringBackQuazar2018 #StudentsNeedMcNuggets2018 nitter.gq/hirgonthehero/status/1…

All these junction improvements on the A39... it’s almost as if @cllr_tim is the councillor out that way 🤔

Hang on who’s running what twitter account?! nitter.gq/bathnes/status/9758008…

Investment of the year. We had to make cuts somewhere, @cllr_tim gets hourly refuse collections. nitter.gq/votedave/status/975796…

What’s more we’ve got an artist to make a snowman that looks just like @cllr_tim on his driveway as a constant reminder of how great @cllr_tim is.

We’ve even got a dedicated task force going out to move snow & ice from BA1 and put it in BA2, right outside @votedave’s front door.

Just put your bins out whenever. We lost track of which day of the week it is anyway.

We’ve instructed our recycling & refuse teams to collect all major routes into Bath during rush hour traffic #KeepBathAtAStandStill #ZeroLogic

You ain’t getting shit from us. We blew the budget on stickers for ungrateful Dave. nitter.gq/cyberco/status/9287206…

Actual footage of our new refuse collection taking place

Every year the circus comes to Victoria Park. It’s actually a training event for us to see how to run a council. #Progressive

We've given you all wheelie bins & bags to contain all of your opinions and complaints about everything we do.