10 scariest naked opera singers caught on video

Just lost my job at Chili's. Every time someone ordered ribs, I said: "The chef removed these from Marilyn Manson personally."

Ouija boards need an upgrade. I want to see a ghost do a kickflip.

There should be a moving company that uses DMT to get the furniture around those tricky corners.

There once was a guy named Allin so good at Fortnite that they called him GG Allin.

Zappa found a magic hotdog before he died. He rubbed that sausage. A genie squirted out. Zappa said: "Can you make sure I'm reborn as a musical guru again?" The genie said: "Yes, but you're going to be gay and evil, and even more autistic." That's how Jacob Collier was born.

Thought my brain damage was from the shark attack. It turns out at least half of it is from a toxic mold infection. Current theory is the shark had candidiasis. Gonna be listening to the shepherd scale with middle A tuned down by 8hz to blast the mold out of my crown chakra

sure i was conned out of millions by literal sewer rats but i've been absolutely MOGGING them in the arena of intellectual debate so who is the real sewer rat here? certainly not me :)

releasing a new song today it's about punitively raping sewer rats to show you how the rats are weird losers of course

about my company that teaches rats to program computers and spy on your enemies: venture capitalists gave me a billion dollars for my genius business idea sadly, the rats stole all the money raising money to sue the rats DM me if you know how to setup a gofundme

every 5 days a cop is killed in the line of duty these pigs flounder away impotently until their lives are stolen by the monsters who haunt our collective psyche it is my destiny to bring justice to the people, clean the streets; solve what has gone unsolved my job is youtuber

everyone thought I was crazy when I shunned humanity and became a sewer dweller but I've been teaching the rats how to program computers and in 18 months I will have a multi-billion dollar company 100% ratcoded who is crazy now?

i stopped watching anime when i was 12 years old once i realized i could get to a higher level than goku i was like: "what is the point in even watching anymore."

why couldn't jesus be an anime girl like all the other statuettes on my altar

the first time I saw mulholland drive i thought: "oh, billy. it is you who is breakin' the achy breaky hearts now, isn't it?" perhaps it always was, billy. perhaps you were breakin' MY achey breaky heart all along. you came out swingin' with your DARVO tactics and fooled me.💔🥲

You don't understand. It's not just a for you page. It's my identity.

Geraldine Farrar. An opera singer famous for her silent film roles. Isn't that something.

Moving to Florida has made me dumber. It's partially the brain damage from having my face halfway eaten by a shark, but I think it's something in the air too.