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And to some extent, what makes it work as a wedge issue for anti-trans politics, is that they say “this isn’t just one specific issue—it’s representative of the whole conflict” and then we agree with them! We totally validate that framing instead of trying to quarantine sports
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan.
Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘latinx’ and ‘unhoused’ without the fear of getting cancelled…it’s a new dawn.”
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I am hearing reports that if Republicans lose the Senate, they are planning to grind JD down to a very fine pulp. And- hold on. Multiple sources are now telling me they’re gonna mash this weird little guy into goo forreal
Lotta people who are not economists telling me how I should or shouldn’t have applied, and a lotta people who don’t know me making assumptions about my finances and/or moral character. nevertheless we ball. unfollow if you’re not interested in lesbian discourse & michigan sports
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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Just saw Haley Stevens get swarmed by vote blue no matter who wine moms. There weren't even bones left.
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Have we considered that Detroit is looking to trade larkin for a cornerback so they can win a super bowl
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i’m glad we’re recognizing baseball radio as the american ceremonial staple it is but like guys some of us do actually want to know what’s happening in a baseball game while we’re driving a car. it very much still has a use case.




















