portland bugs are having a great time right now, i love it. go bugs, get that pollen, do a little mating dance! eat your aphids, whatever you wanna do.
i definitely love this lil dude i'm growing but i have to be honest and say i can't wait to not be pregnant anymore lololol
hi i don't care about banks i just care about the biden administration approving the WILLOW PROJECT in the year 2023 HELLO
even though i'm a software engineer, whenever i need to use "é" i just google "beyonce" and copy the é from her wikipedia entry #hacker
"uncommitted changes" is actually a drake song from 2011, "git rebase" is a rihanna song from 2004, "git status" is a british colloquialism used when someone is being really really silly
the rebrand of GoDaddy from "THE INTERNET ISN'T JUST FOR NERDS ANYMORE HERE'S A GIRL IN A SHORT CROP TOP" to "would you like a domain for your tarot/candle business" is really a whirlwind
yes i work at nike but yes i also don't know the difference between ronaldo and cristiano ronaldo and it affects my life at work
by the way, for all of you out there who were wondering: i thought i was a swiftie but it turns out i'm only a swiftie for 0:00 - 2:45 and 3:16-4:30 of "cowboy like me".
bjork is doing a podcast, i will want for nothing, i will subsist on sunlight and the sound of her voiced alveolar trills







