
Building @SwiftTun — a no-KYC VPN built to survive censorship. Writing about privacy, crypto and how the internet gets blocked. Sharing our real numbers.
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censors don't block "vpns". they block things that look like vpns.
how it actually works:
- wireguard and openvpn have fingerprints. dpi spots the handshake in milliseconds
- a server that suddenly gets thousands of users from one country gets its ip flagged
- china's firewall actively probes suspicious servers, pretending to be a client, to see what answers
- even the shape of your traffic can give you away: one long encrypted stream to one ip, nothing else around it
the game was never hiding your data. it's hiding that you're hiding.
that's why the setups that still work look exactly like a normal https visit to a real website
bonus: if your vpn works fine on home wifi but dies on mobile data, it's usually not the server. mobile carriers often run stricter filtering than home isps. same vpn, different wall
the 5 minute opsec checklist after this week:
- log out of every session you don't recognize
- turn on 2fa that isn't sms
- update your os and browser (the CA thing is real)
- kill the password you made in 2014
- pay for privacy tools with something that doesn't have your name on it
that's it. go
today in internet security:
- a certificate authority's private key was 4
- php dropped two 9.2 CVEs
- x says you're logged in 437 times
- linux stopped asking if AI wrote your code
and it's only wednesday
most people have no idea how their vpn actually gets blocked. quick version:
- wireguard and openvpn have a recognizable handshake. DPI spots it in milliseconds
- the server ip gets flagged once enough people connect to it
- some setups get caught on traffic patterns alone, even fully encrypted
what survives: traffic that looks exactly like normal https to a real website. that's the whole idea behind vless + reality (and why we built @SwiftTun on it)
if your vpn dies the one day you actually need it, this is why
millions of europeans learned what "not your keys, not your coins" means today without ever buying a coin xitter.cf/Revolut/status/2112452…
one google building in london loses power and half of uk banking goes down
meanwhile a raspberry pi in some guy's closet has been running a bitcoin node since 2019
Added Monero today.
If you're building a privacy product and only take cards, you're collecting the one thing your users came to you to avoid. xitter.cf/SwiftTun/status/211244…
SwiftTun now accepts Bitcoin and Monero.
USDT · BTC · XMR
No card. No name. No billing address.
Privacy shouldn't stop at the tunnel. It starts at checkout.
5 GB/month free → swifttun.com
Correction: "no logs" was too strong. We store connection timestamps and traffic totals so plans and device limits work. We don't log the sites you visit. Details: swifttun.com/privacy
Underrated crypto opsec: your biggest leak isn't your seed phrase.
It's the 15 KYC'd apps that know your name, your address, and that you hold crypto.
One breach turns that into a target list.
Most VPNs work great right up until the day you actually need one.
Protests, elections, "network maintenance" — that's when WireGuard and OpenVPN get fingerprinted and cut.
So I built @SwiftTun on VLESS + Reality. To a censor it looks like a normal HTTPS visit.
Crypto only. No card, no name.
5 GB/month free.
We are VPN that doesn't ask for a card.
Crypto only. We never see a card, a name, or a billing address.
Only two plans and price doesn't change on renewal.
Base — 5 GB / 30 days, free
same product, just a cap. enough to test it.
Premium — unlimited, 10 devices
$5 / 30 days
$12 / 90 days
$40 / 365 days
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Referral pays 20% of what your friend pays, withdraw in crypto.
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if you already pay for a VPN with a card — why?
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One of the rooms has been occupied.
Attendance remains classified.
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The elevator is currently under construction.
Please keep away.
The Department cannot afford another incident.







