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JeanClaudeVanBrandon

@bdroppingbombs

Brandon. tweeting on X. Views and jokes are my own.

 Washington, DC
Joined April 2014
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We will complete the system
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dgr guy@miuirumastopguyNov 1
how it feels to buy skittles from my small towns grocery store near my school:
红色的天线☭🚩 (@NOMESTAPGETES) profile picture红色的天线☭🚩@NOMESTAPGETESOct 29
La glorificación e idealización del pequeño negocio es una via de entrada al fascismo. No va en broma.
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Beast mode
(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ (@Y40IFRQTTING) profile picture(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★@Y40IFRQTTING12h
Dutch privateers convert to Islam and start doing pirate raids while identifying as Turkish without the knowledge of the Ottomans. After they raid Ireland their captives also convert to Islam out of a shared hatred of the British. They then raid and destroy Baltimore MD together.
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When you pull up to the court as a small white guy and they leave you unguarded in the perimeter
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Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH
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It’s always funny when a constitutional monarchy acts like one
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BREAKING: 🇧🇪 Belgian king rejects PM’s resignation The king refused to accept the prime minister’s resignation and instructed him to continue budget negotiations. Prime Minister Bart De Wever informed King Philippe of his decision to resign over the failure of budget talks.
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😭😭
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been seeing videos of how aliens likely perceive humans on my fyp lately and honestly we are far cuter as a species than we realize lmfao
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@StevenSeagFan83Oct 31
If you were molested as a kid go ahead and hit that unfollow. Don’t want that negativity near me
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Out of town for Halloween. Left a big bowl of candy with a sign saying “please take one”. Can see everything from my doorbell camera. Ran out of candy. Now bombarded with videos of sad kids walking away from an empty bowl. It’s over
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Best costume award goes to:
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Imagine not being American during Halloween and fall
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Anakin Demarco
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Halloween drip
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imagine valuing your life and getting on: -a helicopter -in bosnia -operated by italians
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
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WATCH: The moment an Italian military CH-47 Chinook helicopter crashed in Bosnia and Herzegovina today.
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@MountainGeneraOct 30
Fake nigga economies: 🇺🇸🇸🇦🇨🇳Services, raw materials, manufacturing, etc. ❌🫷😤 Real nigga economy: 🇰🇵Steal several bajillions dillars ✅💪😎
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@WatcherGuruOct 30
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea responsible for $6 billion Binance hack, CNN reports.
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You have to start somewhere. 5th avenue Manhattan, 1800s
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JUCHE MODE
AZ Intel (@AZ_Intel_) profile pictureAZ Intel
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NEW: North Korean state-sponsored hackers stole approximately $6.36 billion from Binance in the largest cryptocurrency theft on record, according to blockchain intelligence firm TRM Labs, which attributed the attack to the TraderTraitor group. The funds moved across 10 blockchains beginning at 20:05 UTC on October 29, with most transfers occurring within 20 minutes. The attack bears similarities to the February 2025 Bybit hack, also attributed to TraderTraitor by the FBI. Tether, Circle, Ripple, World Liberty Financial and Arbitrum’s Security Council have frozen approximately $2.7 billion, while an estimated $2.4 billion remains beyond their reach.
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They were doing this to crazy people in asylums 100 years ago for science
Eric Bernhagen (@eric_bernhagen) profile pictureEric Bernhagen@eric_bernhagenOct 29
16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
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