rems

I’m down to my dick and balls is the funniest way to say I’m broke

Imagine hitting a bus and having 23 people mad as hell at you

I’ll be the crust in your eye

Calling a woman handsome is valid because I’ve been called a pretty man

Farting so hard it scratches that itch in ur ass >>

I want you, exactly like I used to

Hell yea

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Slobberin like a retard

You can tell when it’s a dudes first time wearing a cowboy hat

I’m a mosaic of the people around me

My lil baby buck’s family

Ozempic making yall look like u got AIDS

I love when dogs get birthday parties

Nicest compliment i just received, older lady came up to me and said i have the sort of energy that if someone was feeling down and came next to me, it’d feel like they just took 10 aspirins and 2 shots of vodka

I’m not listening to no dam audio message over 30 seconds long

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