UPGRADE
DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE GUILT YOU FEEL
JUST TAKE A BREATH AND SEAL THE DEAL
DAMN! YOU GOTTA GET AN UPGRADE-YAY-YAY-YAY-YADE
AND HE CHANGES
FROM A GUY THAT YOU’D NEVER BE INTO
INTO A GUY THAT YOU’D KINDA BE INTO
FROM A GUY THAT I’D NEVER BE INTO
INTO A GUY THAT I’D KINDA BE INTO
IS HE WORTH IT?
TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS
ARCH YOUR BACK, PUFF OUT YOUR CHEST
ADD SOME SWAGGER TO YOUR GATE OR
YOU’LL LOOK LIKE A MASTURBATOR
FIX YOUR POSTURE, THEN THE REST
I WAS SO SUICIDAL AND THEN, THEN, THEN
THEN, THEN, THEN, THEN, THEN
THEN, THEN, THEN, THEN
THEN I GOT A SQUIP.
