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“Am I a hero? No. I just hate communism.” - S.E. Robinson

Massachusetts, USA
Joined October 2023
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Sir Beardley Stoned retweeted
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i got bored and decided to read the unabomber manifest and i cannot fucking believe that a guy who blew up mailboxes and killed 3 people clocked the fuck out of the leftist movement 40 years ago
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Sir Beardley Stoned retweeted
I’ve compiled the full list of ‘New valid voter registrations’ done nationwide between 2022-2024 WITHOUT PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP and the total number is 20,283,937 🚨 So 20,283,937 new voters were registered without citizenship checks and Democrats won the Midterms with roughly 20 million extra votes Here is a breakdown are 37 states that do not require citizenship verification to complete new voter registration and how many new registrations they registered without citizenship checks California: 4,308,269
Texas: 2,900,357
North Carolina: 1,410,905
Florida: 1,337,303
Illinois: 981,482
Pennsylvania: 842,187
New York: 680,259
Alabama: 572,632
Virginia: 563,781
Maryland: 524,189
Wisconsin: 524,103
Colorado: 498,308
Washington: 473,192
Massachusetts: 465,616
Missouri: 460,197
New Jersey: 425,782
Oklahoma: 388,669
Connecticut: 386,014
Louisiana: 263,705
Arkansas: 246,974
Oregon: 240,611
Kentucky: 220,093
Kansas: 218,739
Idaho: 181,741
Nebraska: 164,491
Nevada: 145,494
New Mexico: 118,141
Iowa: 116,644
Maine: 106,978
Vermont: 81,993
Montana: 78,669
Delaware: 71,902
Hawaii: 64,468
New Hampshire: 61,210
West Virginia: 53,343
Rhode Island: 53,040
Alaska: 52,456 States: 37
 Total: 20,283,937 This data comes from the Official Election Administration and Voting Comprehensive Report buried on page 192 and 193 of the document — Ohh and if you redo this list to include new voter registrations that were done without proof of ID being required it’s even worse 43 states do not require you to show or attach an ID or any other eligibility documents to complete a standard new standard voter registration form During 2022-2024, there were 24,662,998 new valid registrations across 43 states that were done without any ID
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Been messing around with grok bot the last day and now have multiple different NCAAF, NBA and NFL algorithms running. It was able to put together the lines, line movement, weather, injuries. Even build a live tracker with it roasting the selections or praising them. Plus it picked out a nice +215 prop last night that hit Honestly insane I’ll be posting daily spread, total and prop predictions, along with the results the next day as we continue to build out the model. beardleystone-college-footba…
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SBS Bets | NBA predictions 🏀 Top totals — our projection vs DK: HOU/PHX OVER 223.5 → 227.9 ORL/GSW OVER 222.5 → 226.8 SAS/POR OVER 226.5 → 228.7 Top prop predictions, ranked: 1. Murray OVER 2.5 threes → 4.0 2. Sengun OVER 6.5 assists → 8.3 3. Jokić UNDER 11.5 rebounds → 9.3 Historical watchlist: Nesmith U3.5 rebounds, Sengun O6.5 assists & Bridges O15.5 points each cleared today’s line in 6/7 season games and 5/5 recent games. Past stats, not past tickets or future odds. New AI algorithm under testing. No proven edge. Props cover 3/7 games; morning DK lines may move. smoke your bookie
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New SBS Bets college football model AI parlay edge for today
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Leans from my new algorithm today. We’ll be tracking to see how good the AI can do
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Watching child porn and selling heroin are classified as “nonviolent offenses” by the way. This is the Mayor of Houston directly advocating for policies that protect some of the worst criminals in America.
I have signed an executive order directing HPD to no longer contact ICE for nonviolent offences, helping reduce fear in our communities. Thank you to Chief Diaz, our state and local leaders for their collaboration. A step toward building a stronger Houston. Let’s Go to Work.
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Testing my new NBA AI model. Celtics at Hornets: model 219.3 combined pts vs DK 207.5 (~11:06 AM ET). Experimental — injuries/lineups not in the score yet. Board: cursor.com/canvas/store-8fc0…
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Tatum and George got there! Tatum has 9 assists and George grabbed his fifth board to hit the parlay. 148 points late in the third. Live total is 205.5, putting our Over 207.5 behind pace. Need 60 more to get home.
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Halftime: Boston 70–39 Charlotte (109 points). DK’s live total is 211.5 as of 8:15 PM ET—4 above my 2.5u Over 207.5. Our pregame model had 219.3. Both bets are still live: the 1u parlay needs just 1 more Tatum assist and 2 George rebounds. nitter.gq/beardleystone/status/2…
Testing my new NBA AI model. Celtics at Hornets: model 219.3 combined pts vs DK 207.5 (~11:06 AM ET). Experimental — injuries/lineups not in the score yet. Board: cursor.com/canvas/store-8fc0…
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He sounds like the dwarf from In Bruges
"Blew a 0.25 and started yelling at me" –– Detective Madison aka Jalen Brunson to Mariska Hargitay on Law & Order SVU With cameo from Rick Brunson
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Coachella Valley Lakers
🤖 Made with AI
Lakers announce Bronny James and Cameron Carr have been assigned to the Coachella Valley Lakers Their season begins on Friday
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Sir Beardley Stoned retweeted
“I wanna hire that guy” -Big Cat
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Sir Beardley Stoned retweeted
Replying to @JakeSucky
Who would have guessed
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Sir Beardley Stoned retweeted
Interesting
Young men with kids voted to the right of men without kids by 40 points. Young women with kids voted to the right of women without kids by 35 points
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Sir Beardley Stoned retweeted
If you want to shut down data centers you're welcome to: Delete your Twitter and all social media accounts Delete your email Never use gps and online maps But you won't Because you're a hypocrite (And stupid)
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Sir Beardley Stoned retweeted
Climate Change is a dead issue. Very funny to think about how its just gone. Democrats don't care anymore. It's been replaced with "protecting democracy."
NBC News: Republicans vs Democrats Immigration: 🔴 R+11 Government corruption: 🔴 R+5 The economy: 🔴 R+2 Protecting democracy: 🟡 Tied Controlling inflation: 🔵 D+1 War in Iran: 🔵 D+5 Transgender issues: 🔵 D+5
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Sir Beardley Stoned retweeted
Why was a baseball team posting this?
While only 13% of the trans population in the United States is estimated to be Black, 73% of known trans homicide victims were Black women.
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