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Ecologist. Here for bad sports takes and to watch the dumpster fire that is this site. #PorVida #Verde #Rayados

Austin, TX
Joined August 2021
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You beat up abuelas and abuelos and then deport them.
how in the actual fuck do you make texas blue
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WEMBY IS UNSTOPPABLE GOING COAST-TO-COAST 🤯
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Female. Texas Governor. Spurs Fan. Sitting with the people not the VIPs. A new dawn greets the great state of Texas this morning. 🌄
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"Charlie Kirk died for nothing" He also lived for nothing. He could have spent his time with his family, enjoying the ealier years of his children's lives but instead chose to spend all his time being a hateful piece of shit for a movement that eventually fizzled out.
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do republicans know you can't tank for picks anymore with the new lottery rules?
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Replying to @america
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BREAKING NEWS: GREG ABBOTT WHEELY WHEELY SAD
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⁨GOP gerrymandering strategy⁩
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🇲🇽 The Gulf Of Mexico 🇲🇽
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Replying to @SheaSerrano
Maga timeline as quiet as OKC crowd after the Wemby shot
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Replying to @bofrench
Lil Bo French Destroyed the GOP bench, Because racism was his only resort. His followers are crude sheeple But Indians are actual people, Who Lil Bo could not deport. Had he left them alone They would have stayed home, Instead of give Democrats their support. The ripple effects here Will last many a year, Rigged it was, Lil Bo will purport.
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GFY you racist asshole.
Tonight wasn’t the night our campaign had hoped for. To everyone who stood alongside us, gave your time, and believed in what we set out to accomplish, thank you. I will never forget your dedication, your friendship, and, above all, your love for the great state of Texas. As Thomas Jefferson once wrote, “I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.” My dreams for Texas and America remain undiminished, as does my faith in the indomitable spirit of the people of the Lone Star State. I’m not going anywhere — because we have work to do. Onward.
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We’re gonna fucking deport Elon
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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Me and my homies watching returns
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