
ALT "I could make a cave," Jon suggested. "That sounds potentially very unstable," Damian said, raising his eyebrows. "I think I'd prefer not to die by a cave collapsing on me, thank you very much." "Give me a little credit," Jon scoffed. "I can see any and all weak points. It would be perfectly safe. And less effort than making planks would be. Seeing as I'm the one doing the work, I think my vote is the one that counts." Damian rolled his eyes and held his hands up in defeat. "Fine. Go cut rocks with your eyes. You know, your presence is trivialising this whole Robinson Crusoe-experience." Jon snorted. "It's your own fault for refusing to let me drown." In which Damian and Jon get transported to another, seemingly uninhabited dimension and have to survive in the wilderness while they try to figure out how to get back home

ALT Jon has a new girlfriend, and Damian thinks nothing of it until Jon doesn't show up to one of their planned outings in favour of spending time with her instead. Damian is convinced he must be under a love spell of some kind, because Jon wouldn't do that! Not to Damian! Unfortunately, everyone else seems to think Damian is just jealous.

ALT Jon has a new girlfriend, and Damian thinks nothing of it until Jon doesn't show up to one of their planned outings in favour of spending time with her instead. Damian is convinced he must be under a love spell of some kind, because Jon wouldn't do that! Not to Damian! Unfortunately, everyone else seems to think Damian is just jealous.




































