lucky girl

Joined May 2011
I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the enemy of my enemy, my best friend.
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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you
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didn’t kill myself this year +1000 aura
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“spread ur cheeks” could just mean smile. so come on. spread them cheeks
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you're on thick ice young lady. frozen all the way to the bottom in fact. ngl you could get away with pretty much anything here
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(flirting) i'm sorry
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need a fat blunt and a kiss
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the prophecy did not foretell this bullshit
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Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Zoolander.
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what should my next mistake be
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There’s no need to worry, it’s simply your body’s natural response to being crushed by machinery
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Statistics is easy basically there’s a 50/50 chance of anything happening
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New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
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call her black friday the way she had my jeans half off
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Kevin Love to Corey Brewer outlet passes
Replying to @pitlessball
The people need Kevin love outlet passes to Corey brewer transition buckets
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for some reason i keep thinking
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Sorry but calling your play a "tragedy" is a spoiler
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anybody wanna go christmas caroling we’re singing fuck the pain away by peaches
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