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Joined November 2016
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As a Brewers fan kinda by default (go Wisconsin sports) this is glorious. How fun
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objectively hilarious to go from opening round trying to grow the game in the northern states to this, with one game in NSW/QLD it's even on a fuckin wednesday night too, incredible 180
AFL (@AFL) profile pictureAFL
@AFLOct 27
Five days of footy 馃槏 The round one fixture for the 2027 Toyota AFL Premiership Season has arrived.
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Can Craig Kelly come out and tell us everything鈥檚 still fine with the program?
Collingwood AFLW (@CollingwoodAFLW) profile pictureCollingwood AFLW@CollingwoodAFLWOct 19
Thank you, Ruby 馃枻馃 Captain Ruby Schleicher has today informed her teammates of her decision to depart our Club at season鈥檚 end and return home to Western Australia. Read more: magpi.es/SchleicherUpdate
AFLW Captain Ruby Schleicher has today informed her teammates of her decision to depart our Club at season鈥檚 end and return home to Western Australia.

ALT AFLW Captain Ruby Schleicher has today informed her teammates of her decision to depart our Club at season鈥檚 end and return home to Western Australia.

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They鈥檙e gonna fuck around and lose Centra next offseason at this rate, and with the way everything鈥檚 been handled I don鈥檛 think you could blame her If there鈥檚 no independent review starting in a few weeks just strip our license bc we鈥檙e clearly not serious about it
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I follow so many Brewers fans on here with the Packers/Bucks connection, having seen the pain they鈥檝e gone through for so many years this is so good to see (Also it鈥檚 always fuck the Dodgers)
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBOct 16
THE @BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
Milwaukee Brewers National League Champs Postseason 2026, Budweiser x MLB Five cutouts (going clockwise from the middle) of Jackson Chourio, William Contreras, Brice Turang, Abner Uribe and Christian Yelich in cream-colored Brewers uniforms in front of a dark blue and silver background with the National League Championship Trophy as well.

ALT Milwaukee Brewers National League Champs Postseason 2026, Budweiser x MLB Five cutouts (going clockwise from the middle) of Jackson Chourio, William Contreras, Brice Turang, Abner Uribe and Christian Yelich in cream-colored Brewers uniforms in front of a dark blue and silver background with the National League Championship Trophy as well.

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If these are the names your algorithm鈥檚 spitting out then you need a new algorithm
Jon Ralph (@RalphyHeraldSun) profile pictureJon Ralph
@RalphyHeraldSunOct 12
For the people getting outraged for the sake of it, the term general defender excludes the key backs like Harris Andrews and Sam Taylor. It's a Champion Data term that takes in the running defenders who don鈥檛 play key back
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Call me crazy but I want my general defenders to actually defend. Idun by far the best (and only) one here
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You might be tempted to quit on this video early, but know that it goes triple platinum at about the 2-minute mark.
Who's Next (@WhosNextShow) profile pictureWho's Next
@WhosNextShowOct 2
I鈥檒l take you there
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good to see twitter's woken up for our now annual "was that an earthquake" night
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Would be an incredibly funny outcome if Houston holds on to a top five spot on the run home Even more surprised by Crisp鈥檚 placement here. Thought outside of a couple games he was average at best
Collingwood FC (@CollingwoodFC) profile pictureCollingwood FC@CollingwoodFCOct 2
Nick Daicos leads by 47 votes after 13 rounds, while Jack Crisp and Brayden Maynard round out the top three 馃М Watch the E.W Copeland live and free: magpi.es/CopelandLiveStream
Leaderboard after 13 Rounds.

ALT Leaderboard after 13 Rounds.

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I know there's at least one Div 2 VAFA club recruiting heavily right now
AFLRATINGS Trade GM (@aflratings_GM) profile pictureAFLRATINGS Trade GM
@aflratings_GMOct 1
Harry De Mattia is open to a move for better opportunities. Josh Gabelich @aflratings_GM
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I'd be all over this. Pipe dream I know but I'd happily give up pick 9 for him, or if the rumours are true that they're into Houston that makes it so much easier. If they want his contract off the books there's every chance the go for even less than that too
Sam Edmund (@Sammy__Edmund) profile pictureSam Edmund@Sammy__EdmundOct 1
Multiple rival clubs saying St Kilda is open to trading Mattaes Phillipou should the right deal present. Don't expect to see him part of any Zak Butters exchange and hard to see where the active interest may lie given he's contracted until 2028 on a seven-figure deal per season.
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 2703
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Quite possibly the most desperate week I鈥檝e ever seen a team have. In any sport It better pay off
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterSep 30
More offensive line help; Veteran guard Kevin Zeitler, who has played 14 NFL seasons, is signing a one-year deal with the Green Bay Packers, per sources. This week, the Packers now have added veteran offensive linemen Zeitler, Laken Tomlinson and Mekhi Becton.
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really, really glad that the last couple of weeks appear to have shut up the shorter quarters debate. absolutely no way you can justify bringing that in after the last two games of footy
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lots of little things to analyse in the Freo collapse but the Treacy miss really isn't part of it. they score another point and then a goal in the next three minutes regardless
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workshopping a theory that the league doesn't want Dusty's record matched already. dunno how you possibly go with anyone but Ashcroft after that last quarter
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and if you've gotta go Freo it's Young by a mile???
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Ashcroft. Jesus Christ. That's the best game of footy I've ever seen. Absolutely heartbroken for Freo
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they're never gonna recover holy shit
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