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friendoffools

@begorrahdoom

fucked if I know

 Alberta canada
Joined February 2009
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Michael Fry@BigDirtyFry14 Oct 2020
Making a cup of tea
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Michael Fry@BigDirtyFry6 Oct 2020
Me whenever someone says pee isn’t stored in the balls:
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melv@manisego15 Aug 2020
This man divorced Katy Perry through a text message half an hour before she was supposed to do a show, he’s the last one to speak on how women should be treated
Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) profile pictureRussell Brand
@rustyrockets14 Aug 2020
Reacting to #WAP - Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's controversial new music video... What do you think of this analysis...? Full video: youtu.be/EdP9H60N2l8

Russell Brand Reacts To Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion's WAP Video!

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Dave Roberts@hi_robb15 Aug 2020
Put Son’s PS4 controllers in the oven last night to hide them so he’d go to bed. Didn’t tell the wife, who then put oven on this morning!
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Sam@halaljew14 Aug 2020
i think a lot about the old scottish woman who said this at margaret thatcher’s funeral, i hope she’s doing well
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Michael Fry@BigDirtyFry31 Jul 2020
Another day in Hell.
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Without a doubt RTÉ’s greatest news report ever. Gets better and better at every single turn.
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we deserve more elegant metaphors
P. Nick Curran (@PNickCurran) profile pictureP. Nick Curran@PNickCurran13 Jun 2020
NYPD out here protecting the Wall Street bull.
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iancanwrite@iancanwrite7 Jun 2020
If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why
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East L.A. News@EASTLA_NEWS2 Jun 2020
When are charges coming to #LAPD Officer Frank Hernandez ? @MayorOfLA @LADAOffice nitter.gq/AkivaElefant/status/12…
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POLICE OFFICER TELLS PROUD BOYS TO HIDE INSIDE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO TEAR GAS PROTESTERS. THE OFFICER SAID HE WAS WARNING THEM "DISCRETELY" BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT PROTESTERS TO SEE POLICE "PLAY FAVORITES." #BLUEFALL #PoliceBrutalityPandemic #PoliceBrutality
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Matt Novak@paleofuture4 Jun 2020
John Lennon, who was famously safe in New York City
Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) profile pictureBobby Lewis@revrrlewis4 Jun 2020
Brian Kilmeade tries to dunk on Bill de Blasio's "Imagine" reference by saying that "John Lennon wouldn't be safe in this city right now."
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Dylan Marron@dylanmarron3 Jun 2020
This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended.
Bizarre Lazar (@BizarreLazar) profile pictureBizarre Lazar@BizarreLazar1 Jun 2020
Experiment Update - Well it finally happened. Took longer than expected. 12 hour suspension and had to delete the offending tweet. Here’s the screenshots @suspendthepres. Will post to the account when suspension is lifted.
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Bombing Middle East countries won’t undo 9/11.
Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1128 May 2020
Burning an American city to the ground won't bring back George Floyd.
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Today I discovered BOTH of my brothers thought that panty liners/sanitary towels were stuck directly onto the wearer’s flaps, not to their underwear. Apparently they thought the adhesive was to “seal it shut”. One of them is married.
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Chris@Lukeurmyson14 May 2020
Insert ‘they’re usually only fucking one or two people at a time, not the entire Destiny congregation’ joke here
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Tony Cantwell@tonyhorror1 May 2020
Mi Wadi
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Thanks celebrities, for everything you do for us. #giveusyourmoney
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Seán Burke@SeanBurkeShow10 Apr 2020
Leo Varadkar announces the Leaving Cert is postponed #LeavingCert #LockdownExtended
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George@NextDoorRocks11 Apr 2020
We just had to educate our 19yo neph that "in order of appearance" in the credits meant when they appeared on the screen not how hot they look 😂😂😂😂 Him: my whole life I've always thought they've got it wrong, that person is not the hottest 🤦‍♂️
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