The Worst.
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Joined November 2011
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“All talk and no action with these politicians.” -@realDonaldTrump You know you’re a politician, right?!
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I know this is yelling into the void, but stop buying up everything, fuckheads. Nothing is in short supply and it’s probably better for everyone if you just get what you need when you need it. (ie. panic and overcrowding, good choice).
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“What the fuck is wrong with you?!” Loved seeing you in this @marcmaron , it was a highlight. instagram.com/p/B9ZiPr-HiHU/…
Public restrooms always remind me that though we may be the most intelligent animal, we’re still just animals.
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We're a hit! NNNN & Critics' Pick "You'll definitely want to catch this" - @nowtoronto / A+ "Riotously funny ... a must-see" - @MyEntWorld / Recommended "Almost too funny to bear" - @mooneyontheatre
Next show is 8PM TONIGHT - FRIDAY THE 13TH ch ch ch ah ah ah
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A Kev 'n Cal Mystery made @BygoneTheatre's list of Fringe picks! We open 10PM TONIGHT!!! nitter.gq/bygonetheatre/status/1…
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Hi @glennsumi! We invite you to check out A KEV 'N CAL MYSTERY at #FringeTO! Two mystery solving brothers, boy adventurers on the trail of trouble across dimensions ending up on the wrong side of reality. Whatever the risks, Kev 'n Cal can always count on each other. Or can they?
It's June and we have a very exciting show. If you don't you'll just be sitting in your tiny apartment wondering why you aren't laughing. There is no need to be not laughing! This is the solution, so come and bring all your friends. @TheSoCap facebook.com/events/18663023…
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hello spring! Assface May 7th spring-sprung fun-fling blogto.com/events/assface-ma…
Just made the mistake of watching Terms Of Endearment (1983) alone. I'm now a soggy mess of emotion.
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also: new alternate member! the amazing @danaschiemann
this coming show: Monday March 5th 8:30 pm @TheSoCap
nowtoronto.com/events/assfac…
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also: new alternate poster! from the amazing @emilydorothy
this show: Monday March 5th 8:30 pm @TheSoCap
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Monday, TODAY, weather be'damned we're having a show. 8:30 PM The Social Capital Theatre third floor @TheSoCap
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I spent my day smoking cigarettes and hoping a tractor trailer didn’t jackknife. #MerryChristmasEveryone
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Watching the highly inappropriate "Mars Needs Women". Hope everyone is enjoying their Christmas as dangerously as I am. imdb.com/title/tt0060672/?re…