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Done it. Doing it again.

Joined April 2014
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I'm into unconventional wisdom.
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If you wouldn’t do it for yourself, do it for Ruth. Vote. #RIPRBG
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Remember to check on your “strong” friends who always come out ok. They may not be as strong as you think.
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Love. That’s my tweet.
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How about we nix Presidents Day and make Election Day a national holiday instead?
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Wondering if anyone has done any research on what’s happened to the Favstar top 100 *comedians.
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I had a completely lazy day today. It was glorious. Highly recommend, will do again
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Time to check out. Not dying, just going to sleep. Sweet dreams, lovely people.
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Since I returned this week, I've lost followers. Guess they forgot I wasn't funny.
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Why don't they just cut the bullshit & frost the entire mini-wheat?!
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I have a frozen bag of shrimp that keeps falling out of the freezer door. They must be accident prawn.
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Thread count really matters.
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Before I became a recluse, I spent gobs of money on clothes. Now I buy bed linens. Lots of bed linens.
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I'm old enough to remember when seeing a homeless person was almost shocking.
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Ever look in the mirror and are amazed that you're still around?
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Gonna get high tonight and practice liquid eyeliner.
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After all this time, my phone battery still fucking hates Twitter.
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“Music to me is like breathing. I don't get tired of breathing, I don't get tired of music." - Ray Charles #FridayFeeling #FridayMotivation #weekend
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