Brenda Elizabeth

My first crack at cookie decorating. I need to practice my boobs and butts. 😂

The defamatory replies from random strangers over non-controversial tweets makes me believe that Trojan should be doing a better job of marketing.

Coronavirus: Baby Boom Part II.

As a kid I could never find anything with my name on it. Now there's a whole damn book about me AND my beaver. 😂🤣

Best TV line ever, said by @denisleary, plays through my head today,"I want you to stare at these names; I want you to memorize them. Go home tonight, get on the Internet, and look up these names. Find out who these men were and what they did on that day." #GodBlessOurProtectors

So close we’re gonna smell her sweat...Wait...it’s Reba, she probably doesn’t sweat! #RebaAtMystic

I literally just said, "F*ck you" to my alarm clock. Today's going to be a great day; I can feel it. 🙄

Why do they keep calling @lauren_pesce 'Laurens'? How many people is she?

The countdown to @JerseyShore is on and the 🍟are ready! Can't wait to see what @DJPaulyD , @ItsTheSituation , and @VINNYGUADAGNINO have in store. #YeahBuddy #Jerzday

It's time to start playing the lottery. #Vikings #MiraclesReallyDoHappen

The only thing worse than @kathygriffin's comedy is her acting. Pretty sure she killed her own career...by never being funny to begin with.

That dude to your left....MEOW!!! @LearyFF @denisleary @DallasFireRes_q @FordTrucks @dallascowboys

My friend just told me she's never had Girl Scout cookies. I don't think she has a heartbeat.

My scale says I ate too much Halloween candy this decade. 😢

Come on, @channingtatum. Make my co-worker's gift and a girl's dream come true, would ya'?! ;)

"I haven't met Putin. He's not my best friend." I don't think Presidential debates should make you laugh like a comedy show.

"We have some bad hombres here." ~ Possible future president