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Benalene

@benalene

Artist from birth. Hacker by choice. 日本語を勉強しています。 she/they

 NYC
Joined May 2008
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The decoration in this coffee shop is on point.
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if we tweeted “get your valentine a box of steak-umm” someone would actually do it then blame us for the breakup which is why we will not do that
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Just watched a guy order the $98/lb. prosciutto and when the clerk said “Are you sure, it’s 98 dollars a pound,” the guy said “Fuck it, if not now when?” and frankly that’s the energy we should all take in these final days of this terrible year.
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I’ve watched this tik tok approximately 500-600 times. 20/10 the perfect tik tok
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What the actual.
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@Olivianuzzi6 Nov 2020
Replying to @Olivianuzzi
I’m told that on the phone call this morning, Trump said he assumed people knew that by “stop the count” he didn’t mean he wanted to stop the count. The adviser had to explain to him that actually people figured he meant he wanted to stop the count when he said “stop the count.”
Timeline of 2020, to scale
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folks, find you someone who lets you indulge your weird, nerdy obsessions; and if the person you’re dating dismisses your enthusiasms and passions, let ‘em go and move on.
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Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons 😩
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@cluedont8 Apr 2020
Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium.
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i’ve watched this video maybe 300 times today
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BARRY@ClareBarry18 Mar 2020
Ordered Amazon Delivery and selected “replace item” with the closest thing they can find if they run out of stock... We ordered tampons. And they sent the closest appropriate thing. Which right now, is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls.
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One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box. – at Washington, DC
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goose self-care tips: - go outside (to cause chaos) - have a bath (to be clean for chaos) - watch netflix (to be relaxed for chaos) - eat ice cream (for sustenance for chaos) - have a drink (to help create the chaos) - do a face mask (to look pretty for chaos)
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jonny sun@jonnysun3 Nov 2019
hello darkness my old friend why are you here its 4pm
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2018. Until then, women didn't have body hair. They just shaved already hairless skin.
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