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Ben Hebert

@benhebertdotcom

Comedian, host of @bitesizedpod_, 0x Jeopardy! Champion. As seen on E! News. He/Him

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Joined August 2015
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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THEY’RE TAKING THE DOGS AND EATING THEM
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Trump posting his L’s
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Elie Mystal
@ElieNYC8 Nov 2023
This seems like a good time to re-up my @thenation article about what a Beshar victory means for Mitch McConnell’s health. thenation.com/article/archiv…
Mitch McConnell Will Not Go Gently Into the Senate Goodnight

Mitch McConnell Will Not Go Gently Into the Senate Goodnight

Even if the senator wanted to retire, there’s no way he’ll let Kentucky’s Democratic governor choose his replacement, even temporarily.

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In episode 8 of Bite-Sized, Ben and @Phy_Phy talk flatworms! Give it a listen where ever you get Twilight podcasts! open.spotify.com/episode/4Rk… #twilight #titsoak #twilightmemes #twilightshitposting #twilightrenaissance
Ep. 8 - Scent of a Worm

Ep. 8 - Scent of a Worm

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Do it and fight with me about the cactus you cowards!!!!!
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Oh hey! You can finally listen to the first three episodes of Bite-Sized on your favorite podcasting app! open.spotify.com/show/3nblwH… #Twilight #titsoak #twilightrenaissance
Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast

Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast

Podcast · Ben Hebert · For those who grew up loving Twilight, and those just joining the Twilight Renaissance! We watch the Twilight movies one scene at a time -- dissecting the lore, analyzing...

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Why not start with Episode 1 starring @OopsAllSmurph? open.spotify.com/episode/4B6…
Ep. 1 - Deer Edward, I'm Comin' for YA

Ep. 1 - Deer Edward, I'm Comin' for YA

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Oh hey! You can finally listen to the first three episodes of Bite-Sized on your favorite podcasting app! open.spotify.com/show/3nblwH… #Twilight #titsoak #twilightrenaissance
Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast

Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast

Podcast · Ben Hebert · For those who grew up loving Twilight, and those just joining the Twilight Renaissance! We watch the Twilight movies one scene at a time -- dissecting the lore, analyzing...

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Here's a sneak peek at the first three episodes. They drop in 7 days so subscribe now! open.spotify.com/show/3nblwH… #twilight #titsoak #twilightrennaissance
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The United States has obtained one of the images the Chinese spy balloon took over Missouri:
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Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022 🤝 WE HAVE CONQUERED THE IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE
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Lilly@OneEclecticMom6 Dec 2022
Ben Hebert Fashion 12/5/22 Love the orange tie, what an eye-catching color! I feel like orange is underused on Jeopardy, it looks great with the blue background. Great personality, and what an impressive mane of hair. Put this man in a shampoo commercial! #Jeopardy
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Replying to @elonmusk
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my whole apartment building is out here on the roof shooting up covid boosters and chanting CRIME CRIME CRIME
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It’s over. Hochul won in NY. You could have had your own DeSantis. Instead you voted for more crime.
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It's not funny. Kyle Schwarber won't see your jokes about ending the inning on a two-out, two-strike bunt attempt, but your friends who panic and make weird decisions in stressful situations will.
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Forgiving your son who ran away from home to blow his inheritance and celebrating his return with a big feast is a slap in the face to the sons who faithfully stayed by your side the whole time!
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Saturday at RIFF! We’ve got our next hot guest of the summer, Jen Connor, joining us! Plus! It’s Bailey’s last show! Come party and celebrate! 10pm. Annoyance. ☀️🎹☀️ #riffimprov #chicago #music #improv #comedy #hotguestsummer #party #thingstodoinchicago #chitown #windycity
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@TheOnion15 Aug 2022
Louisiana Local Snaps Cajun Fry In Half To Suck Out Potato bit.ly/3PlF5nD
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TONIGHT! We're celebrating the conclusion of Inconceivable season 1 with a live event. Come meet the creator, cast, and crew on twitch.tv/thetridentnetwork at 8pm CT thetridentnetwork.com/post/i… #podcast #livestream #twitch #talkback #behindthescenes #tonight @amandarecupido
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Paul Fairie@paulisci19 Jul 2022
A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
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