Never forget Yovani Gallardo got absolutely smashed at Leff's, got a DUI for blowing a .22, and then the Brewers had him start the next day against the Giants where he got a 7-2 win. Only in Wisconsin does that shit happen.

Hawking the Brewers game 5 watch party ticket drop like it’s a box of Pokemon.

Chandler Simpson slap hitting mitten bitch

Can Booser big choker. Send Braylon Mullins out to pinch hit.

Kevin Kelly time. Time to shell my cousin again.

The 2026 Milwaukee Brewers

We let Dan Campbell get away with going for it on his own 23. Shame on Matt LaFleur, shame on the offense, shame on the refs, shame on Smack.

Packers will lose the game but don’t worry we will get an NFL officiating report saying they messed up and they’re sorry!

Send Trey Smack to Uzbekistan I'm done

We let Ben Johnson get away with this shit last year. We cannot let Dan Campbell get away with it today.

OOHHHH LOOK AT ME IM BIG BAD DAN CAMPBELL I HAVE A GOATEE AND I'M ADDICTED TO GAMBLING

Smack is officially a major problem

Duke vs Kansas and NFL Redzone

You’re telling me the camera man isn’t going over the top row going down the front porch of front row Amy? We used to be a proper country.

Just gotta get to my cousin Kevin Kelly in the bullpen. We are elite chokers

I'll never forgive myself for trading D'Andre Swift two weeks ago for AJ Brown. In my defense, AJ Brown was the shiny toy and I didn't anticipate Monangai getting injured. I still hate myself.

Just found out Brewers watch party tickets sold out at $15 and now going for $127+. When did everyone in Wisconsin become rich? Is Milwaukee the new LA?

Fantasy football is so dumb because why might I have to start Dare Ogunbowale in week 7.

People forgot about this one