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W11 Stretford Ender. Rotterdam '91, Barcelona '99, Moscow '08, Rome '09 #vivajohnterry

Wilmslow, England
Joined February 2009
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What time is Sir Retardus of Lisbon ruining everyone’s weekend? 4.32pm? @DalotDiogo
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Why are you a mong? @DalotDiogo
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About an hour ago me and Freddie saw Ugarte in the Trafford Centre. Asked Freddie if he wanted a picture with him….”no, he’s shite” was the response from a 9 year old! This is what we are now! I’d have been buzzing to have a photo with Erik Nevland when I was his age 🇾🇪
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Diogo Dalot starts
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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Not seen @DalotDiogo on the red carpet yet? Probably struggling to cross the road #BallonDor
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Is Carrick the most tactically astute….No! But is he exactly what the club needs right now….Yes! He is the only one who actually cares yet will likely get the boot! Whatever happens, nothing changes till that lot go. We have had world class managers who can’t get a tune
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Can we agree that Dalot is the shittest footballer in the premier league? Or is he the worst professional footballer in world football? @DalotDiogo you cunt
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If Spazraoui was wearing tights in Italy, fuck knows what today’s attire will be…..salopettes? North Face coat? Either way, I’m sure Diogo will be high fiving him 🙏🏻
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In a modern game where wingbacks are so important, we have one wearing tights and the other who is technically disabled! The disabled one is on his 256th Manchester United appearance and is everything wrong with what we are as a club on the field. He’s absolutely SHITE.
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Genuinely don’t think he’s good enough to be a professional
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2 available for Brentford at home in November. Must be a member #mufc
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If Diogo Dalot was a fish he'd drown
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I don’t want to go anymore…try keeping a 9 year old interested in such a shit show. They don’t even try anymore, taking the piss out of all of us! Rinse and repeat, Carrick will lose his job in the next 5/6 weeks, new manager will get results for a few weeks and it starts again
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Please fuck him off!! Please!!! He’s an absolute disease #rashford 🇾🇪
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Watched the subs warm up vs Ipswich and again today, they just dick about. I’d recommend any match goer to watch and then look at the intensity of the opposition subs warming up too. Chalk and cheese. Don’t think the lethargic attitude with Woddy woodpecker back is a coincidence
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What goes around comes around. We did the exact same thing to city 3 years ago! We can’t moan! Ultimately we were not good enough again! If there was ever a stat to describe United’s last 10 years, it’s Dalot playing 250 games.
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Always coming that. Sitting deeper and deeper. We have this ability to not finish games when in control
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Remember when you used to get stuff for going to a final etc as a momento, the second it catches on it’s mass produced n every ton dicks got one, inclusivity covering up sheer profit making. Modern football that 🚮
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