ella retweeted
shane walsh f*cking your virgin ass because you told him that you’re too scared to get pregnant, he’s not willing to wear a condom so this is your best option. “it’s okay if it hurts, baby. you’ll get use to it”
i want everyone to know how awesome of a cook i am btw just made bacon broccoli pasta and it’s so good
FOUND A REALLY GOOD JON (gonna turn him into shane) ON THE SIMS 4 GALLERY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
i hate being an adult what do you mean i have to contact a fucking lawyer i’m only 24teen i want to play the sims and write about me and my favorite character fucking nasty style :(
ella retweeted
shane walsh baby trapping you. you’ve been talking too much about leaving, about going out on your own, and he doesn’t like it. he cuts little holes into the condoms he uses with you, and you’re none the wiser till you’re throwing up sick one morning
knew they would come around and fix their mistake
[ #jonbernthal ]
me and shane walsh after he flips out on me and threatens to end both our lives if i keep acting up and not listening to him
he didn’t actually mean it :( “‘m sorry princess, you make me so fuckin’ crazy, forgive your old man”
technology + youtube tutorials are so amazing i created a little sims 4 extractor that takes like, 1/4 of the time the old method took
i’m fucking good at this
this is shane 10 years after the outbreak by the way, he found a controversially younger girlfriend (me) that kept him in line, made him forget the whole rick and lori shit and learned how to deal with his temper
he built us a cabin and keeps me and our children protected <3
ok i had an idea for a very fluff light smut oneshot (shorter this time) with zero trigger warnings with shane
















