Chris Bertrand

Connelly Early looks and pitches like Clayton Kershaw

The first play has a flag AND an injury. The NFL IS BACK!

In 1986, then 10-year old Heath Hudson approached Giants Defensive Coordinator Bill Belichick for an autograph. This is what happened next…#jordonhudson

I accidentally discovered country music at 2x speed. It should be its own genre. It makes some songs infinitely better. This is my contribution to society.

I asked AI to make me a cheeseburger with invisible calories and lean beef @JohnCena #JohnCena

derp.wang $DERP

At first glance, I thought this was Kyler Murray after just releasing a pass.

Hey @stoolpresidente I think we found where Hayden Davis is hiding. #JacksonDart

Dallas Mavericks - 2024 Western Conference Champs Dallas Mavericks - 2025 Trade Luka for AD, AD hurt first game, raise season ticket prices, Kyrie torn ACL. #fireNico is too easy at this point.

Tyjae Spears holding Simba over the goal line

Deshaun Watson’s achilles heel was his dick

I’m offended. Please cancel @OPThePoncho

First week (3 days) with @StockPatternPro and I’ll say it’s been good. He gives you the tools to succeed, you just need use them!

The Lions with an ultimate Tin Cup moment