Paid crisis actor.Specialist in looking injured in disaster zones,playing an under suspicion family member.
Manchester
Joined February 2009
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This is in my line of vision and all I can think of is a pervert coming in and running off with it and ending up in the local paper
I like to think of him standing in front of an altar, a line of people in front of him, giving them out like holy communion
Monk on Caldey Island gave naked photos of himself to visitors bbc.in/4dXa09b
No need to put him in women's clothes
Carrick refuses to rule out dropping Fernandes in emotional address bbc.in/489HwFH
"I'll swap you my Bishop Odo if you've got a Harold Godwinson"
The Bayeux Tapestry is sold out at the British Museum for 2026. But what if you could collect the entire thing?
Open free sticker packs, collect and swap scenes from 1066, and piece together the whole tapestry.
No tickets. No queues. Completely free.
squadbook.com/bayeux/
What have we been saying recently about not shooting tigers? 🙄
Bollywood actor Tiger Shroff survives shooting in Mumbai bbc.in/3TJwMKT
Out walking in the Lancashire wilderness if anyone wants a neutral smile, head nod and an unenthusiastic "good morning".
Higher barriers around tiger enclosures won't solve the issue of people getting in. Personally I would suggest some empty Amazon boxes placed round the enclosure. Throw one in when needed and as soon as the cat sees it, it will stop what it's doing and go and sit in it. Sorted.
'People use AI to avoid paying for school photos, but they don't realise the consequences' bbc.in/4dNNRdt
Could be worse. There could have been wine in them.
Thieves steal 30,000 wine bottles worth €5m in Italy, reports say bbc.in/4jNygy4
