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If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut

Totton, The New Forest. UK.
Joined August 2008
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Liam Gallagher bumps into Andy Burnham in London and, after discovering his love for Man City, practically worships him, offering to become his humble northern manservant. The peace doesn’t last. Phil Mitchell gets involved… along with a mystery guest. {satire}
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Is it just me or does anybody else like to keep the date of battery changes in their alarm clock and other devices?
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How about some afternoon Rage Against the Machine as you'll never sing it the same again! 🤣😂🤣🐾 🎶 🤘
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Good morning @SouthernWater , can I ask how long until your tankers turn up to Monkton Lane, Totton to take the waste away from Ashurst Bridge? The road has had road closed signs for a month with no sign of activity, and the extra cost of your 24/7 security. @dailyecho
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This is brilliant!👇
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The Good, The Bad And The Ugly - the most iconic film theme of all time ... (1966) © musikmoments
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This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in awhile…
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Trump 🔽 This is hysterical and sad at the same time.
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This is …
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The latest update to the #twitter app on #ios seems to have killed it. It locks up when opening, so it has to be forced closed. Nice work 😧
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OMG the T-Shirts and what is happening behind is hilarious.This is funny in my opinion. Sorry for any bad language Typical #British holiday they say! Have a #monday smile to start your week off. 🙈🙈😆😆😆😆
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Fun fact: every year on July 8th at 11:15 UTC, 99% of the world population gets sunlight ☀️
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Oasis - Live Forever - Full live version (Cardiff 2025)
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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
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