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โœฐ โ€œ๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ก๐ž๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅโ€ฆ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐œ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ข๐ญ.โ€ โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• #DispatchRP
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โ€œMhm.โ€ Yawwwn.
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( Ah. Awkwardly tapping away at his thighs. Maybe nothing to pry out after all..? ) Alright! If you are sure, Robert. ^^
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Fn300v.2@Fn300v2Oct 30
I miss Ao3โ€ฆ.
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3artho@3arth_oNov 1
Happy Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ!! #flambert #dispatch
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He peeks from between his fingers, contemplating for a moment. โ€œโ€ฆfine.โ€ He stands, petting Beef on the head gently.
โ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ (@INVlSlBlTCH) profile pictureโ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ@INVlSlBlTCHNov 1
Courtney rolled her eyes and picks up Beef in his taco costume. " Well we are gonna get some free candy, you're more welcome to join us. "
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He shrugs, sighing and rubbing his face.
โ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ (@INVlSlBlTCH) profile pictureโ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ@INVlSlBlTCHNov 1
" . . . .Dude ew. I did NOT need to know that. Now I can never think of a cat the same ever again. "
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โ€œDid you really have the take a picture?โ€
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ใ€ Y-You look um... cute! ใ€ž
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โ€œYeah, Iโ€™m fine.โ€ He leans back in his chair.
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( Ohhhh, smile turned frown. He clearly wasnโ€™t having fun much. ) Hm. Are you feeling just fine, Robert?
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โ€œDid you know cats have spiky dicks?โ€
โ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ (@INVlSlBlTCH) profile pictureโ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ@INVlSlBlTCHNov 1
" Babe. . . .I bounce on your dick sunup and sundown. I'd say, I'm enjoying it. "
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โ€œI donโ€™t think cats fuck rabbits. But if they did, that would be really painful for the bunny.โ€
โ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ (@INVlSlBlTCH) profile pictureโ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ@INVlSlBlTCHNov 1
" Oooooor to fuck. "
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Sentient-Cloud@Sentient_cloudsOct 31
What will it be, trick or a treat? Please say treat.
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โ€œToโ€ฆ kill them.โ€
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" Awe come on. Cats always chase the bunny. I'm just teasing. "
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Catheseus@Halcyon_WaltzOct 31
Happy Halloween! Dr. Robertson is administering a "shot" to his "patient" #dispatch #flambert
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Bad Samaritan (open commissions)@SlackdzoveOct 31
My page for #Dispatch zine
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โ€œThanks, Phen.โ€ Half-assed smile in return. His heart isnโ€™t in it right now.
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Robert! I quite like your cat ears! ^^ ( What a sweetheart. Smiling nice and wide. )
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โ€œNo.โ€
โ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ (@INVlSlBlTCH) profile pictureโ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ@INVlSlBlTCHNov 1
" Here kitty kitty~ "
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โ€œWhy?โ€
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Glaring.
โ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ (@INVlSlBlTCH) profile pictureโ˜พโ‹†อ™ฬˆโœฟ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™โœฟโ‹†อ™ฬˆโ˜พ@INVlSlBlTCHNov 1
" Pspspsps. "
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Unlike every other Robert, heโ€™s *not* dressed as Mecha Man. Instead, heโ€™s just wearing a pair of cat ears.
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ํ•ดํ”ผ ํ• ๋กœ์œˆ #flambert
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Coop clearly knows how to handle a knife ๐Ÿ”ช Now costumes, that's hotly contested. Who wore it best? ๐Ÿ‘€ Happy Halloween! ๐ŸŽƒ Art by @Artbywu
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