Opera singer and sitcom enthusiast. Vegan for the animals.
St Paul, MN/Richmond Hill, ON
Joined July 2010
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Having been on the outside for about a month now, I have observed that people are fucking done with hand washing for 20 seconds. – at Minneapolis, MN
bezos: surely there must be a way to make this rocket seem less…err…umm…y’know..
rocket scientist: but sir, the phallus is the most aerodynamic shape known to man! don’t you want to show Richard Branson who has the better rocket??
bezos: oh. yeah. totally.. carry on I guess! – at St Paul, MN
Have you truly been to the DMV if you haven’t spent at least one hour waiting in multiple lines and then the person in front of you in the final line is paying with a paper check? – at St Paul, MN
…as opposed to students of life.
J/K this is amazing news for women’s reproductive health! – at St Paul, MN
Rhode Island state legislature passes bill making feminine hygiene products free for school students hill.cm/SuSSaIr
In love with this thread. Glad @timgrossklaus and I already have our tickets for the MSP stop! – at St Paul, MN
Hey @TheLaughFactory, @TheComedyStore & @HollywoodImprov! How’re you guys doin’? I’m gonna be dropping by a lot starting next month doing sets, getting ready for my fall tour!
Oh what in fresh hell is this? – at St Paul, MN
RSV is primarily spread via respiratory droplets when a person coughs or sneezes, and through direct contact with a contaminated surface. RSV can be associated with severe disease in young children and older adults. fox9.com/news/cdc-issues-hea…
Do you think any meet-cutes have happened in the vaccination observation area yet??? – at Bloomington, MN
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This made me realize I have literally no idea what the population of MN (where I live) is. I thought maybe 2 million MAX. – at St Paul, MN
NEW: Minnesota has now administered more than 2 million doses of the vaccine.
As supply grows, we look forward to celebrating these milestones more and more frequently.
This story is more riveting than any movie I’ve seen. 🍿 – at St Paul, MN
Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates.
Who will blink first? Not me.
Nobody tells you that a chia pet is a creepy, disgusting mess that you have to live with until the seeds sprout after a week before it dies two weeks later – at St Paul, MN
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A terrifying story about pay discrimination: – at St Paul, MN
Last night, after nearly 6 anxious months of being told "the company will have a response for you shortly," my employer, @latimes, finally handed me a decision on the pay discrimination claim I filed through my union.
❤️❤️❤️ – at St Paul, MN
Today:
We fired Trump.
I cuddled our pup.
My vinyl copy of the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack arrived.
I grilled some rooftop brats.
And now I’m watching @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris AND the @AEW pay-per-view.
So, yeah, it was a good day.
That gets a follow from me @ActualAlexZ – at St Paul, MN