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beth alexandroff

@bethalexandroff

i like the dodgers/ @reductress every now and then, also subscribe to my newsletter below

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Joined December 2008
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hey what's gonna happen
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Game 2 tomorrow
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aubrey@aubreybell21 Sep 2025
started a journal entry “hey so what the fuck?”
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hey what's gonna happen
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aubrey@aubreybell28 May 2025
notttt in the mood for things I precariously stacked in the freezer to fall on my foot
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aubrey@aubreybell23 Mar 2025
tired of fools spring, give me idiot summer
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aubrey@aubreybell9 Jan 2025
hate the come down from very scared to verrrrrry sad
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this week i found out everything about my birth family and yet here i am, stressed about the los angeles dodgers
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aubrey@aubreybell21 Jun 2024
when will inflation come for this
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the major news today is wild
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@JeffPassan13 Jul 2024
Los Angeles Dodgers right-hander Dustin May will miss the rest of the 2024 season after undergoing surgery to repair a torn esophagus, sources tell ESPN. Details free and unlocked at ESPN: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/4055…
Sources: Dodgers' May out for '24 after surgery

Sources: Dodgers' May out for '24 after surgery

Dodgers right-hander Dustin May will miss the rest of the 2024 season after having surgery to repair a tear in his esophagus, sources told ESPN.

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aubrey@aubreybell2 Jul 2024
waiter: everything good here? me and my friend: (both just cried) 👍👍
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Once again
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I need to speak with the Los Angeles Dodgers
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aubrey@aubreybell4 Jan 2024
there’s a lot I hope pluto in aquarius will take care of for me but if not I’m going to start hitting
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It’s funny cause I would like the dodgers to win
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Go heat 😌
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The Miami heat beating the New York knicks tonight would heal my inner child
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A baseball game being shown on Apple TV is my nemesis
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can someone on love is blind just go live at this point
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lucy@casualcoollucy6 Mar 2023
a portos short story
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Please no more sad dog commercials
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