Maybe we can just convince anti-vaxxers to bring back trepanning? You, too, can relieve yourself of headache pain by simply drilling a hole into your skull to release the demons trapped in there. People have done it for centuries, it's perfectly safe!
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Man, who would've thought a lifelong career criminal would've continued committing crimes before, during, and after his time in office? Certainly not I! #TrumpIndictment
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Al Bundy and Archie Bunker were meant to be laughed at, not looked up to. They were the punchline. Dudes who treat them like role models should probably be castrated.
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There's a guy in prison right now serving a 20 year prison sentence for sending pipe bombs to YOUR offices, but sure, interview the guy that incited him to do it.😒
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I love how conservatives are now realizing with the surfacing of all these secret recordings that they have no friends and they can trust no one because they're all narcissist sociopaths only looking out for themselves. I hope the paranoia and loneliness eats you alive, suckers!
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Every time @elonmusk tries to be funny, it's like laughing at someone who just sat on their own balls but now they're pretending like they did it on purpose.
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Do you think Don jr. uses that AI voice generator thing to make it say "I love you, son." in his dad's voice?🤔
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I guess Elon should get credit for:
1. Making more people hate billionaires.
2. Showing how having billions of $ in no way signifies intelligence.
3. Proving that literally anyone can be a CEO and how overpaid they are.
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So, this whole Hunter Biden laptop story is about conservatives being upset that they couldn't see his dick pics on Twitter?🤔
Twitter's about to die and Elon didn't even get a chance to impregnate or show his dick to and then try to silence by buying a horse for one of his employees. Sad.😔 #RIPTwitter
