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north west england
Joined March 2019
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saw one of my fav bands at the festival i first attended 6 years ago. @youmeatsix forever ❤️
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They faces killing me why no one gaf 😭😭 #BBUK
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performing one of the classiest electro ballads ever put to music and then you have torvill and dean skating away from the care home in front of them
i’m obsessed with girls aloud giving their best vocal performance of their career with torvill & dean ice skating around them
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wait… people don’t know who Girls Aloud are and haven’t heard the greatest song of all time?
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this might be the thing that got them knighted
i’m obsessed with girls aloud giving their best vocal performance of their career with torvill & dean ice skating around them
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this guy literally explained how social media infantalizes ADHD and completely ignores the real struggle.
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happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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british people after trying to jerk off
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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The year is 2035. You are in the uk. It is illegal to wank. It is illegal to own a phone. It is illegal to have opinions. The retirement age is 103. It is 42° outside. Cars still don’t fly. Even pigeons are committing suicide
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my reaction to the uk government banning face sitting in porn
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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petplay but you take me to the vet and put me down
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just burst out laughing thinking about this week of stan twt CAN WE BRING IT BACK PLS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Trainline be like “Get ready for your SPECTACULAR and EXCITING adventure to… Warrington Bank Quay 😍”
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Non-sexual nudity. A woman's body is a true definition of a work of art
eu genuinamente amo nudez não-sexualizada e ficar admirando como o corpo feminino é lindo e perfeito de qualquer jeito
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“they played tel aviv!” a free show 9 years ago where they were invited by an anti-zionist punk collective “but they played tel aviv” all money made went to palestinian childrens charities “but tel aviv” they just did a benefit show for palestine, sudan and lebanon “tel aviv…”
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my mum in 2003:
“Granddad, 38”
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deciding to keep my peace and be the bigger person lmao
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N-no... I don't wanna fuck you raw! You could get salmonella...!
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sparkly pineapple 🍍 @dearest__enemy x
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