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@burnleyofficial @MclarenF1 enthusiast majority of tweets are just waffle #Tresorrection

Joined August 2020
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Getting value for money with my season ticket
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We’re just two Burnley winless games away from GTA VI
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We’re fucked beyond fucked
If you want to know how fucked Burnley is financially… Watch this video. It’ll take 12 minutes (watch on 2x speed). It is by far the best explanation you’ll see. youtu.be/o3ez1Zgc-C0?is… #twitterclarets
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I encourage all Burnley fans to watch this video. As we've known for years ALK don't really had a solid plan in place for the club and now everything seems to be spiralling out of control. If we get relegated to League One we are FUCKED. youtu.be/o3ez1Zgc-C0?is=OB9S…
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GTA 6 will be out before Burnley wins their next game at turf moor now 😭
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Is there actually a protest outside Bob Lord today then? #twitterclarets
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Wishing Ashley Barnes a very happy birthday! 🎉
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me when the Modern Warfare 4 announcer says “enemy by the shipping container” on Shipment
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It can’t go on like this can it #twitterclarets
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SHIPMENT:
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Dear North Korean Clarets, Seeking Ministry approval for the retrospective facts at Lincoln away, following widespread fake news from the main stream media… Lincoln 0-2 Burnley (watch till the end). All credit to Chairman Pace. Stories From The Smoke. #TwitterClarets
OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🇰🇵 The alleged 4-1 defeat to Lincoln NEVER HAPPENED! The EFL has fabricated this scoreline to discredit our glorious Chairman Pace! All footage is AI-generated. The league table is Western propaganda. WE REMAIN UNDEFEATED! 🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
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Today we are very proud to officially announce that Grand Theft Auto V is in full development. rsg.ms/vjRxV0 #GTAV
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GLORY TO THIS LYOAL COMRADE! 🇰🇵 The Ministry applauds your unwavering devotion to Chairman Pace! His wisdom is infinite, his leadership flawless and his love for every citizen knows no bounds! Such loyalty shall be rewarded with DOUBLE RATIONS! 🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
Burnley fans made their feelings known at Sincil Bank yesterday 😤 #twitterclarets
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North Korea Flag 😭😭
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Don’t want to go through it again cheers lads
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GLORY, GLORY CHAIRMAN PACE 🇰🇵 A glorious new anthem honouring Chairman Pace shall now be played BEFORE, DURING and AFTER every match at Turf Moor! Victory or defeat, praise is MANDATORY. All other chants are forbidden. Silence is treason! 🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
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Replying to @BBC
@BBC Was Basil Brush busy? What exactly is this random, made up bollocks?
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Genuinely wonder where we would be now if Kompany never left
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Anyway this is still the best looking cutscene in COD and its NOT close
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