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Matt Holden

@bigballs204

I'm stupid

 Winnipeg, Manitoba
Joined March 2009
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I wanna light myself on fire anytime I walk into a grocery store
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I won $25 on the Super Bowl, but then went to the digital roulette table and lost $60
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For everyone one cyclist running a stop sign there is 10 white trucks with Jets plates nearly committing vehicular homicide
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Can’t wait for an F-150 enthusiast to see this and tell me that his tax dollars pay for bike lanes
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So it’s been 5 days and my cats haven’t even looked at the $600 robot litter box 😤
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To be honest, the McRib was pretty fucking gross.
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Playing two VLTs simultaneously in this economy is a flex
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getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos
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Just watched a mouse run into my house and instantly disappear. This is absolutely horrifying
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Looking into hotels until my cats take care of this
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Forever judging all my neighbours that don’t give out candy on Halloween
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No greater hell than walking into a restaurant and forgetting that it’s burger week
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soul khan@soulkhan28 Jun 2023
the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the fuckin place
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“Hey Matt, the guy you are paired with used to play speed metal and says he knows you” - coordinator at work
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Thank you Fargo for a great time! Next stop on our Summer Tour is Winnipeg in under 2 weeks! Featuring No Ring Deathmatches and music from Trial Time + Human Target! 🇨🇦 Limited tickets remain at: showpass.com/timebomb-pro-wr… – at Fargo, ND
Image from Timebomb Pro Wrestling (@TimebombPro)
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The A&W in Grant Park mall is one of my favourite restaurants
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🇨🇦WINNIPEG🇨🇦 We are very excited to announce our return to Winnipeg on Friday, July 7th at The Handsome Daughter for No Ring Deathmatch action! Featuring Damon Spriggle, Badger Briggs, Dr. Redacted & Casanova Valentine! Tickets available NOW at: showpass.com/timebomb-pro-wr… – at Fargo, ND
Image from Timebomb Pro Wrestling (@TimebombPro)
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Boomers love to bring up 15% interest rates when talking about home ownership. Like Bruh, what you paid for your house wouldn’t even buy a car these days
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A Double cheese burger from McDonald’s is now $5. This is an apocalyptic hell
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