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I love to win.

Madison, WI
Joined October 2009
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WFDF adopts FIFA strategy of leveraging price controls to maintain a certain caliber of spectator. #nohippies Italian legend Davide Morri suspended for failing to present player badge at Highfields. #noexceptions @WorldFlyingDisc
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Replying to @Ultiworld
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First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ In theaters in 2027.
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“It’s north of a 35 billion to 1 probability that you could win seven out of seven outside of recount range with less than 50% of the vote.” planetcritical.com/p/cyber-s…
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Watch: @BravoUltimate’s Jay Froude was featured on @espn Sunday NFL Countdown during Club Nationals!
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She overcame trust issues and chartered a yacht. Now, Caitlin Clark is ready for March. ESPN's Wright Thompson was able to step into the world of the player who redefined the game ⤵️ spr.ly/6019kxbCZ
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Update: The breakfast provided at the hotel the 49ers are staying at did not include blueberry muffins, per 49ers LB Fred Warner. “It’s one thing after another. I don’t want no damn lemon poppyseed muffins, is it too hard to get a blueberry pastry around here? Then I heard the Chiefs got Banana Nut? Ridiculous!”
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Can Patrick Mahomes be Mic'd Up each week? I want to run through a brick wall! 😤🔥
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The Bills paid fans $20/hour to come shovel snow How it’s currently going 🤣❄️: (via Eric Carl Shields/FB) nitter.gq/BleacherReport/status/…
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The Jagt spiking thing really underscores the problem with referees in ultimate. Situations like that are to be handled *by the players* with escalating chipiness, a million ticky-tack stoppages, then boiling over into a couple really bad bids - not adjudicated by refs.
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My photos from last night’s AUDL game between the Dallas Legion and the Atlanta Hustle are up on my website! gmattace.myportfolio.com/dal… @atlantahustle @Dallas_Legion @theAUDL – at Atlanta, GA
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North Texas thunderstorms have grounded our plane indefinitely. @FlyersUltimate have graciously agreed to play on Sunday instead of Friday night. #audltravelproblems @Dallas_Legion
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Just joking, it was actually the plane engine air conditioning which had us delayed, but has since escalated to a full scale retreat from terminal E #sendhelp #freemuffin
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Nate Sexton is always asking the important questions 🥏
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My thoughts on @KingJames breaking my record. kareem.substack.com/p/what-i…
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Abusing the roller pull double team until @theAUDL changed the rule #legitimacy #liveultimate
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