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The best late night show host in the world is a racist
There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year
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Every GOP strategist, consultant, and candidate should be forced to participate in a role-playing exercise this morning. Your name is Bob. You’re a 49-year-old blue-collar worker in Ohio. You’ve always struggled to make ends meet. The good jobs were all shipped to China and the few remaining pay a pittance wage, undercut by endless illegal labor. You’re a 3x Trump voter because you believed he would finally make America great again. You put your son through Ohio State. He graduated cum laude in computer science. You couldn’t have been prouder. After months searching, he landed an entry-level job at Microsoft. Beneath his qualifications, but a good start for a smart kid. Then he got laid off. That same month, Microsoft applied for 150,000 more H-1B visas because it can’t find qualified Americans. Your son has spent six months back in his childhood bedroom, sending hundreds of applications without landing an interview. On TV, Trump boasts about the greatest economy in history and how many women and minorities are finding jobs. You decide a father-son steak night might cheer him up. Gas is $4.50 a gallon. Filling your truck costs over $100. At Kroger, ribeyes are $30/lb. You settle for hamburger, even though 70/30 ground beef still costs $10+. At checkout, a fat black woman is screaming at the cashier because her EBT will only cover most of the filet mignon and lobster in her cart. You think to yourself how the Iran war has made everything expensive, but at least we’re stopping their nuclear bomb. You weren’t even sure where Iran was before you googled it after we first bombed them in March. After dinner, you take your son to the county fair. Half the people aren’t speaking English. Virtually none of the crowd looks like you. You’re forced to leave early after a “teen takeover” turns violent. A foreign born judge pledges none of them will go to jail. Back home, you turn on the TV. Vivek Ramaswamy is lecturing the crowd about American mediocrity and why Ohio needs more foreign talent. Your son grows upset. You change the channel. Now a Republican surrogate, the daughter of a governor or wife of an elderly billionaire, explains that young White men are the REAL welfare queens. They’d rather play videogames in their parents’ basements than work. Your son says nothing. He just goes back to his childhood bedroom. You turn off the TV. Then your neighbor starts blasting reggaeton and cracking open Modelos. He brought his cousin’s family from Mexico to help with all the minority-business contracts his construction firm keeps winning. Tonight they’re celebrating his nephew’s birth, the family’s first birthright American citizen. You sit alone in your living room. You worked hard, paid taxes, obeyed the law, and raised your son to do everything right. You voted Republican again and again because you believed somebody in Washington would finally fight for you. Instead, your wages are stagnant. Groceries are unaffordable. Your community is unrecognizable. Your country is fighting another foreign war. And upstairs, the son you sacrificed everything for is lying awake in the bedroom he slept in at twelve, wondering what the heck he’s even supposed to do with his life now. Every time you turn on the TV, the Republicans you elected are either congratulating themselves or explaining why you and your son are the problem. For ten years, they told you America’s future depended on your vote. Now you aren’t even sure America has a future worth defending. The Republican Party needs to answer one simple question this morning: You’ve spent a decade demanding Bob’s loyalty. You’ve given him stagnant wages, unaffordable groceries, another foreign war, and a son who did everything right but can’t find work. And when they complain, you call them lazy, entitled, and racist. What possible reason have you given Bob and his son to vote Republican? Do you honestly think you deserve their vote?
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Jews in Ukraine are running concentration camps, while Jews in Israel are murdering Palestinian children, while Jews in the United States are protecting Jeffrey Epstein, and using the U.S. military to bomb Iran. Meanwhile your politicians are telling you “antisemitism” is their biggest concern.
A torture chamber of Zelensky was uncovered near Kiev, where over 40 mobilised men were held captive by Ukraine's National Guard. The youngest victim was reportedly just 14 years old. There is now great outrage and riots in Ukraine against the henchmen of Zelensky and NATO.
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>so we found force Jesus and got him on our side, what's our next move? >let's snub him by letting him sit on the council with us but not formally making him a jedi master like the rest even though he's much more powerful than any of us >let's also let his mom be raped to death in slavery by a fat greasy bug in some third world shithole because wanting to save your mom is le evil or something >also let's force him to be an incel even though master Ki-Adi Mundi is allowed to fuck all the bitches Brilliant! What's the worst thing that could happen?
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BREAKING: Israel says it was blindsided and caught off guard by Trump's announcement ending all US military aid to Israel, and denied knowing about it, per Kan News. "We did not expect this announcement, certainly not today," a senior Israeli official said. Israel's security establishment assesses that "Trump misspoke," as the current agreement runs to 2028. Trump said hours earlier that he and Netanyahu had already agreed the US would stop paying $4 billion by the end of 2026.
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> “I’ll give you $5000” > “I swear prices are going down” > “I’ll cut off aid to Israel”
BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Trump says he's cutting-off aid to Israel at Netanyahu's request He says they don't need it, so the "left" can't use it as a talking point.
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Welcome to DFW Fuck you @GregAbbott_TX
I feel like in our current society this 9-5 lifestyle really isn’t that bad. You have a stable income and structure and enough free time to film— holy shit how many Indians are at that company picnic? That was so many Indians. At an insurance company? How is that even possible?
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"You don't understand, Anakin. It doesn't matter if you grew up a poor slave on an isolated desert planet. You still benefitted from systemic racism because you're a white male."
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"Are you not ashamed of your midichlorian privilege? You owe the sand people reparations."
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“Jar-Jar Binks is just as intelligent as you Anakin, he just needs proper education”
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“Where are you going?” “To find my mother.” “Your mother’s dead son. She was killed by a Tusken Raider with 38 prior arrests, who was let out on cashless bail, by a woke district attorney.”
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"Anakin the name Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed is just as American a name as Mike or Donald."
Abdul El-Sayed: The name Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed is just as American a name as Mike or Donald.
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Restore Tatooine.
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-sos el general grievous -peleas contra la republica porque literalmente fundieron tu planeta a impuestos -les ganas a los jedis sin tener poderes -aparece tu maximo rival jedi - lo tenes rodeado pero le ofreces un duelo justo con sable -saca una pistola y te mete un tiro
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"Anakin he came here LEGALLY"
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>I'm Chinese >As long as you hate Islam and Muslims >We're brothers
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unc retweeted
“You killed the 70 IQ sand people that raped and killed your mom but you were angry when you did it. That’s the difference between you and me. When I wage war on an entire galaxy on behalf of a corrupt senate to help planets dodge their trade obligations all while completely failing to sense the one Sith Lord right under my nose, I do it with rainbow flags and diversity.”
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Really cool idea. He's monitoring the left and analyzing terms they use.
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