Billy “the Dilf” Meier

Might be the coolest shit I’ve ever done

Big fan of whatever the fk this is

Love a little viral post but who tf are all these ppl

Think my favorite meme is seeing a dude post his receding hairline on the balding community subreddit and every comment under the post is just this

Real shit that mf Beethoven hard asf. You gotta be a real retard to have the motor skills to do that #goat

You belong in the dessert section with custard cause ur sweeter than honey mustard

My buddy just spotting random shit in St. Louis

I remember telling a dude I hope he finds a girl and falls in love just so I can take her from him

Just heard a homeless dude with some zest in his voice. Gay dudes can be homeless?

I just pissed so bad I moaned when I peed

Nobody has ever done this before.

Tryna rewatch the Regular Show Halloween eps

Asked my coworker what she was gonna be for Halloween, she said an exhausted mother. I told her I was gonna be a Best Buy worker

Is this a good time to slide in

The most unfunny girl you know is wearing ts

Is my ex fucking with a voodoo doll that makes ur hairline recede

I think stress is starting to get to me. I just googled how to know if my hairline is receding

My favorite freestyle rn fr

Just spent an hour talking about fake boobs with my gay brother #nails

Starting to like this girl I’ve barely met cause she be liking funny reels