keepin it cute🤭

Joined November 2011
i ‘m joining the circus, i ‘m going berzerkus
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why are your balls in My court
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just a honky with the stars n the blue eyes
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i’m chasing this feeling bro..
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GM, wake up dude, it’s time to splish splash in da backklash🔥💦
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honky kong retweeted
I need to make sure that the chile can handle the chile.
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me if i was a postal worker ✉️
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it’s spread em saturday..
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i ‘m the kind of guy that only wants to wear shorts idk🤷🏼‍♂️
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love that cold foam is canonically just less sweetened whipped cream
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revenge is a dish best served bwc
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i ‘m in a vulnerable position right now…
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i ‘ll always love Bumbo’s🤭
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i lowkey be staring at waiters
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it’s part of the meal😋
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I’d like to thank the patriarchy for giving me everything I have
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gay men filling the rape jar in that kink chart
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we’re supposed to🤷🏼‍♂️
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three day weekendings are now, happy friday🔥
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