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when we solve orangutan communication they are going to be so stoked about the emoji 🦧 we made for them
whenever things have changed in the past it is always immediate and a load of things suddenly becoming wonderful at once. it has never been gradual. i just want it to happen already i just need that push
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who the hell wants to listen to a good singer sing all that? imagine someone with a beautiful voice singing Jokerman or Sarah. would sound fucking stupid.
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a letter paul mccartney wrote(and illustrated) to heather's teacher; informing her of the change in heather's name after paul legally adopted her in 1969
(snowy is the pet hamster of heather's class)
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horror writer? scare your reader from PAGE ONE by dedicating the book to their full name, home address and phone number
am i bad person because of the amount of paper towels i use. can the amount of paper towels one uses make u a bad person
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Crayola is a company that makes crayons. This may lead you to believe that Areola is a company that makes areas. But it’s something else entirely.
















