@binladen

I was the leader of al-Qaeda. Now I'm retired (dead.) Obviously satire.

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Joined April 2007
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Lake America? Why not Lake Trump? #LakeTrump
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Fuck Mammoths, I want a Woolly Mouse. #mousegang
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Just a thought. Fort Drum, NY - base of the storied 10th Mountain Division - is a two hour drive from Ottawa. Less if the speed limit is 75mph. #51stState
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So if Canada becomes the 51st State, do they get a little Maple Leaf? #51ststate
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I hated Russia before hating Russia was cool. #StopRussia
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just sitting here wondering what trump could do to the US if he really put his back into it instead of sitting in bed all day eating hamberders #trump #burgers #lincolnbedroom
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Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world and he's launching suborbital postcards while Elon Musk's car is orbiting the sun. #blueorigin
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The funny thing about China is that we fell all over ourselves to give them all this money that we are now falling all over ourselves to get back. #FreeHK
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Just wondering if Donald Trump is going to #pardon me next. It was Obama that got me, so what better way to stick it to him than a pardon? #freeosama #bindead
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TFW the CIA releases your porn stash.
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A meteorite falls in Egypt, they make a knife. A meteorite falls in Arabia, they worship it. Who's more enlightened? nytimes.com/2016/06/03/world…

King Tut’s Dagger Made of ‘Iron From the Sky,’ Researchers Say (Published 2016)

Using X-ray technology, Italian and Egyptian experts found that the blade’s composition was an approximate match for a meteorite that landed in northern Egypt.

nytimes.com
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Yes, I am an environmentalist. Especially now that I've returned to being part of the environment. #globalwarming #climatechange
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It's too bad this @MartinShkreli weasel wasn't around 10 years ago. I could really have learned a few things from him. #daraprim
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In the Middle East, Feb 2nd is Warthog Day. If you come out of your cave and see an A-10 Warthog, it's 6 more generations of Jihad.
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Got word today that Fred Phelps is soon to be joining us down here. We've already got the demons picking pineapples. #inhell
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Assad can only hope they don't drop a MOAB on him...my ears are still ringing and I can't even find them.
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Angelina Jolie double mastectomy. Two less things I will never be able to Jihad all over.
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It's hard to believe that half of the USA is going to vote for a guy whose goal is to dismantle the way they live theirs.
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You know, if @realDonaldTrump and @AnnCoulter had a baby, I'm fairly certain it would be me.
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To compare "Innocence of Muslims" to garbage is doing a disservice to garbage. #muslimrage
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