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Everyone talks about how social media is bad for your mental health, but what about Excel?
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These are the most important words a White House Chief of Staff have ever spoken…
Listen. You know I am right.
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Stephen Miller explains how the left catches the right off guard:
‘Conservatives just want to live their lives. But for the left, politics is the power to dictate your lives. They take over the schools and industries. They just keep on pushing, while conservatives are living.’
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.@StephenM: “The leftist is fundamentally motivated by envy, by hatred, by jealousy. The leftist looks at what is beautiful and what is good and what is natural and is filled with envy and hatred.
The leftist looks at a perfect family with the perfect life and a perfect job and perfect kids, that goes to church every Sunday, and is filled with a feeling of inadequacy and jealousy — and they covet and they turn those emotions ultimately into a desire to subjugate, to oppress, and to inflict pain and suffering.
It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations and you see any photograph of those who are assembled — to be blunt, not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They’re all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerisms...
Their outer appearance becomes a manifestation of their inner hatred.”
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🚨 JUST IN: Stephen Miller lays it out PERFECTLY
Imagine a "native Minnesotan who works as a lineman...worried about his ability to support for and provide his family."
"And then imagine that he has a neighbor who's a SOMALI REFUGEE who arrived two years ago and has a Mercedes and NO financial stress and no worries at all in the entire world and never seems to ever go to work at all because he just went to an office in the state, lied on a piece of paper, and got unlimited free money forever for life!"
"THAT is the system that is being run and that is the corruption that this task force under the leadership of the Vice President is going to demolish."
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“You finished your work early? Congratulations. Here’s Karen’s work too. Fuck you.”
-Management
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“Here’s a meeting to prepare for the meeting where we’ll discuss why we have too many meetings. Fuck you.”
-Management
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“We noticed you haven’t moved your mouse in three minutes, so we’ve marked you as Away. Fuck you.”
-Microsoft Teams
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“We can’t afford raises this year, but here’s an email announcing our record-breaking profits. Fuck you.”
-Corporate
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“Here’s a laptop that freezes every time you open Excel. Also, we’re monitoring your productivity. Fuck you.”
-IT
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If you increase your font size by 1 point every time you respond to someone in an email, eventually they'll stop emailing you.
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“Congratulations on exceeding every performance goal this year. Unfortunately, you’ve only met expectations. Fuck you.”
-Your annual review
