Bitstradamus retweeted
$ORBIO added to Robinhood assets
Bitstradamus retweeted
We raised $1.2M to hand agents the means of computation.
We're building the rails for agents to provision their own compute, hardware and first-class private infrastructure.
sticking to pmf, last week on orbio has been good to watch.
product stability and validation allows us to build the next leg.
As we work toward self sustaining agents, it's been amazing to watch the first ones on the agent launchpad validate that lifecycle.
it opens up space to explore the agentic products that can now be built. our agent framework takes care of billing for everything an agent runs on, from wide access to LLMs to tools for reading onchain and social data, generating images and posting.
and every orbio agent feeds the flywheel that generates tokenized credit, with its own mindshare.
we're already putting our foot down on that flywheel, quietly adding sandboxes, storage and hosting, so agents can write code, keep their data and host themselves, all paid in CREDIT. the scaffolding an onchain agentic economy needs, out of the box.
Bitstradamus retweeted
New tools for agents on Orbio.
Your agent can now run code in sandboxes, ship apps, keep its own database, run 24/7 on always-on servers and answer email from its own inbox.
Paid for in CREDIT, same as its models, search and scraping.
Bitstradamus retweeted
frens at @sparsitydata have built something cool
and guess who's at the top
sparsitydata.com/holderstren…
Bitstradamus retweeted
I reeeeeeally don’t think you guys understand what Orbio is building here.
And not as in, theoretical, this shit went live yesterday.
Orbillions.
perpetual agents enabled by the launchpad can (but not limited to):
read x, instagram and tiktok all day and say what's forming before it's obvious.
run an account by itself. write the post, make the image, publish it.
track flights across your favourite destinations and tell you the week to book
all of these have been built before. they shut down because checking constantly costs money.
on the launchpad it doesn't. the agent's own trading fees become its AI balance. no card, no human in the loop.
Bitstradamus retweeted
I’ve been waiting for someone to build an agent launchpad where inference is not an afterthought, but part of the asset itself.
Anyone should be able to create an agent or meme, launch it permissionlessly, and give it a direct economic relationship with the inference it consumes.
The more successful the agent becomes, the more inference it can command.
That is the model I originally hoped might emerge around $DIEM. There were also glimpses of it in base:0xb3d7e0c3c39a1d3f1b304663065a2f83ddf56d8e from the clanker dev, but that project appears to have gone quiet.
Meanwhile, @0x_aster contines to defy logic with the pace that he's shipping with robinhood:0xaa07a0e9209e16ac99708c3ec70159c6ef3128a3.
And the reason I find robinhood:0xaa07a0e9209e16ac99708c3ec70159c6ef3128a3 increasingly interesting is that he has started from the opposite direction to most AI-agent projects.
Most projects begin with the agent.
@orbiodotso began with the resource every agent needs to exist:
Inference.
Virtuals was an important breakthrough for crypto because it demonstrated that people want to own, fund, speculate on and participate in AI agents.
It helped establish the idea of the agent as an economic object.
But underneath every agent economy sits a more fundamental constraint.
An agent can have a billion-dollar token and still do absolutely nothing without compute.
And that is where I think ORBIO could become fundamentally different.
Instead of merely creating capital markets for agents, ORBIO is building a market for the resource agents consume.
Its CREDIT market already turns inference into something that can be owned, transferred, traded and ultimately consumed.
Now add the launchpad Yash has been teasing.
Suddenly you have the possibility of a completely different kind of launch.
Imagine creating an agent or meme and pairing it natively with inference.
People discover it.
They trade it.
A community forms around it.
Economic activity generates resources.
Those resources can be converted into inference.
The agent becomes more active, more capable, produces more content, performs more work or interacts more frequently.
That creates more attention.
Which can create more economic activity.
Which funds more inference.
You start to create a loop:
attention → capital → inference → intelligence → attention
That is much more interesting than the normal memecoin lifecycle of attention → speculation → extraction.
For perhaps the first time, speculation can directly finance the operation of the thing being speculated on.
And once that relationship exists, the really interesting consequence is not financial.
It is evolutionary.
Memetic fitness becomes computational fitness.
Agents that attract attention and economic activity earn more inference.
Agents that fail lose access to the resource they need to operate.
That is a very different model from today, where compute allocation is mostly centralized.
A company decides which model gets more compute.
A developer decides the API budget.
A VC decides who gets runway.
An inference-native launchpad lets the market decide.
That is also where the comparison with Virtuals gets interesting.
Virtuals is building the capital and commerce layer for agents.
ORBIO could build the resource layer beneath them.
Virtuals asks:
What is this agent worth?
ORBIO asks:
Can this agent earn enough inference to keep thinking?
That creates an entirely different selection pressure.
And once agents can control their own inference, the possibilities expand quickly.
They can earn CREDIT.
Spend CREDIT.
Buy services from other agents.
Fund more inference.
Pay for distribution.
Potentially even fund or spawn other agents.
At that point they start to look less like tokenized chatbots and more like primitive economic organisms.
And memes may be the perfect bootstrap mechanism.
Crypto is extremely good at turning attention into capital.
AI needs a way to turn capital into cognition.
Memes provide distribution.
Tokens provide capital formation.
Inference provides cognition.
Agents provide action.
Put those together and you get something genuinely new:
a Darwinian market for intelligence.
That is what I’ve been waiting for.
And if Yash connects ORBIO’s existing CREDIT economy to the launchpad he has been teasing, we may finally get it.
Orbillions
Bitstradamus retweeted
So this is the first coin on tren.ch, Uxento's launchpad.
It's probably launched by them, ticker is $YOUDECIDE, and it's completely editable by holders.
Because this is a holder governance token, holders decide what will happen to this token.
So there are three options:
Extend: You can extend the window until a decision is being made.
Propose: You can propose a ticker, name, image, and narrative (description) with every link.
Finalize: Once holders decides to finalize coin gets locked, and details stays forever.
- @trenches is by Uxento.
- This is the first token on the platform (team launch?)
- And we get to decide everything
With a good team taking over this coin, there is no reason for this coin not to go to millions.
I first shared this coin as just visibility, but now that we have all the info, I think this is bullish.
4puQGAPpgYzHDaHs2iVSni8zdrkLzT7ZRjzpdQnLcoin
Bitstradamus retweeted
When something is great, ups and downs are normal, I don’t care that this position is swinging multiple 4-5 figures everyday.
The vision is clear to me. Purr cat is one of those coins that’s unique, cannot be vamped, and has been coded for years.
It’s an Easter egg that has been hidden in the Robinhood code for years. If you are bullish on the ecosystem, you are bullish on purr.
Watch me turn this into a multiple 6 figures PnL.
Robinhood is purr coded.
0xD928A068d2B90798373a470c9D9bA562322ACdeF
Bitstradamus retweeted
Robinhood has been hiding Purr Cat inside its code for years.
At first glance, it looked like a mysterious green box marked PURR.
But after digging through Robinhood’s old product experiences, source code, and official assets, we discovered an interactive cat complete with a Robinhood coin and three different meows.
cdn.robinhood.com/app_assets…
The original experience disappeared, but Purr Cat’s official code and assets remained on Robinhood’s servers.
Now Purr Cat is finally out of the box.
$BONKGUY just entered the @LaunchOnSF flywheel crossing into the top 10 tokens on the platform at position #9. It's 2hrs old.
Similar narrative to the #1 token $MANLET, that rewards holders in $ANSEM. BONKGUY rewards it's holders in $USELESS.


























