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I can finally announce this: last week marked the 18th anniversary of my first book, The Alphabet of Manliness, and I'm proud to announce my ANIMATED SHOW! It's called "The Encyclopedia of Manliness" and there are 9 episodes running 22-minutes each. More details coming soon!
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#RenewRaisedByWolves ON SCREEN IN TIMES SQUARE!!!🤩 Make NOISE for Raised by Wolves, this unique masterpiece must continue! Pls retweet and reply with our hashtag. @primevideo @peacock @appletv @starz @showtime @paramountplus @hulu @amcplus @netflix @JSalke @thomasryan @2Earley
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You can stream @nopemovie on Amazon @PrimeVideo now! Watch it for the first time, watch it again, let that mf run in the background when u sleep, RUNN ITTTT 🐎☁️ @Monkeypaw @UniversalPics
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We are hiring police officers. Academy graduates and laterals apply today. governmentjobs.com/careers/c… #DHSPD #DesertHotSpringsPolice #Hiring – at Desert Hot Springs, CA
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The CDC is now recommending you wear apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur to help stop the spread of Covid 19. #PSA
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Replying to @nachosarah
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Plot twist: by the end of this clip, you won't remember the injured guy on the ground
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We are hiring police officers. Lateral police officers and academy graduates apply today. governmentjobs.com/careers/c… #DHSPD #DesertHotSpringsPolice #LawEnforcement #Jobs #PoliceAcademy
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Introducing Monkeypaw Wares. For the horror nerds, the mischief makers and the storytellers. This is for you. Available now. Link in bio.
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This is a must watch. Please retweet!
We made a $184,854 TV buy with this ad on Fox News this week. Fox News just denied airing our ad. Retweet and get it out in every corner of the country.
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tell ya one thing. 22 ton rocket tried to crash into my block back in the DAY? no friggen chance. Johnny Danny, Big Fabricio & Sharp Stick Eddie, theyd be all BIP BIP BAM, goodnight irene! these kids today? prolly name a friggen ben & jerrys after it, marone
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My 1 st indoor show will be @deliriouscomedyclub (for tics) in VEEgas. @downtown_grand I’m not saying you should come, but I am saying you should maybe consider rolling by after you hit the Buffett. #tbt
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-We don’t want the hashtag. -Don’t want to wait an hear an explanation after all the facts come out. -We are tired of offering thoughts and prayers in response to thoughtless law enforcement. We want to make it home. We want our families to make it home. #DaunteWright
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In case you need a wee timeline cleanse, here are Vitamin and Fivla, two Scottish Shetland ponies in fine handknit jumpers.
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The "minimum wage" argument is dumb as hell. This is a great example of why I don't identify with either end of the political spectrum because both sides are fucking idiots. Here's the solution: peg the minimum wage to the cost of inflation + GDP. That way it scales with growth.
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Good Afternoon - Overtip the person who is delivering your food during a pandemic.
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If Trump wins, the world ends. If Biden wins, the world ends more gradually.
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Most adults are just stupid children in large bodies.
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I will pardon the 80,000 people serving federal time for nonviolent drug convictions and send them home to their families. I will dismantle the racist War on Drugs by decriminalizing all substances at the federal level. This #election #Vote Libertarian.
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Not to be controversial but I don’t care how you’re voting or if you’re voting.
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