I just ruined my kids’ lives by asking them to clean up after themselves.
Nevermind the fact that it’s been a rule for a freaking decade! 😂
I’m just a girl, looking at her inbox, keeping faith that one day, one of these “ what would you do if I sent you $5000?” messages will be legit. 🫠
My retirement plan is to become a local cryptid. Just blurry photos of me eating shredded cheese behind a gas station.
















