And just like that, our sweet doofy Emma (emmer, if you loved her like me) crossed into the world today where there’s no old lady bumps or stiff bones. I hope she has unlimited cheese❤️🌈
Time moves whether you want it to or not.
Lady in bathroom at show: has anyone seen a blue phone?
My deaf ass: a THOMG???
I should go to more shows without ear protection
you just made a million Troy Aikmans
Wow
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