hi. #vcuTrack alum. RT ≠ endorsement. tweets are my own. just here to lie and joke. ig: itakebadpics

Joined April 2010
so i took photos at my niece and nephew’s 1st birthday party and I’m positive i captured my favorite picture of all time.
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Lmfao can’t lie about SHIT around Pablo no more
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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This is straight up incitement and it’s fucking disgusting that @cspan is clipping and promoting it.
Sen. @tedcruz (R-TX) says that if U.S. Sen. candidate Abdul El-Sayed (D-MI) is elected into the Senate and is placed in the Senate Intelligence Committee, "there is a very real risk that Americans will die as a result."
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BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin has invited Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to Moscow for direct negotiations, assuring him that all necessary conditions, including security arrangements, would be provided
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Michael Jordan was cooking Utah Jazz to his music
Kenny Lattimore still out here singing “For You” like that and that song came out in ‘96. 30 years ago. 🤯
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No. 1 pick AJ Dybantsa will make his NBA debut for the Washington Wizards tonight against the Cleveland Cavaliers, sources tell ESPN.
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This is how you know “DEI” == “black person” to maga.
Kid Rock: “Nothing against Jay-Z… But it seems like there's a little bit of a DEI hire there going on.” @Acyn (2026)
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Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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James Dolan is reportedly upset with Knicks players because they don’t want to visit the White House, per @stephenasmith
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FULL MOMENT: Ja Morant and Damian Lillard CLUTCH and Ja hits the Dame Time celly vs Lakers
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🚨 Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is in hot water with a civil rights group after he made what some believe were bigoted remarks about Arab Muslims during a campaign event in Michigan.
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me if i’m Ant Edwards right now
Due to the NBA’s 65-game rule, Anthony Edwards is expected to miss out on a 4-year, $304M supermax deal for making All-NBA due to his injury. Damn.
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Due to the NBA’s 65-game rule, Anthony Edwards is expected to miss out on a 4-year, $304M supermax deal for making All-NBA due to his injury. Damn.
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Man this got me dying lmao
Reffing at LA fitness
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if you been a lifetime gamer you know transparent controllers been trash in every generation. except n64.
Introducing the transparent Prism Collection, launching February 4 🧡 Flare Orange 💚 Emerald Green 🩶 Graphite Gray First details on the DualSense controllers: play.st/47QnvE7
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Replying to @JoshuaBarzon
Al Jazeera has, over and over again, proved to be one of the best outlets for fairly reporting US elections. It’s actually sad that no major American news network can do it.
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i mean i kind of assumed just based on how it sounds
Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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…..and there it is in plain day!
The uncomfortable truth about electric cars…🚙 #RichardHammond
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Dick Gregory Warns America About Potential Impact Of Trump's Election . Thoughts 💭 ⁉️
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Damn... this almost brought real tears to my eyes. You never know what people are carrying... be kind
John Wall says he still texts his mother every morning and night and has continued to pay her phone bill to keep her number active since she passed away in 2019 “I made sure I paid the bill for that for the rest of the time I’m going to be on this earth, so I can send my daily text in the morning and my daily text at night” “It helps me. I know she can’t respond, but I can still send my messages and know that nobody else has her number. And sometimes you have your moments when you just sitting at home and you just reflect” “And I always look at pictures and reflect. My display screen on my phone is my first game against the Sixers, and we win the game and I give her a hug, and I always keep that as my bio picture”
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I was wondering how Nicolas Cage was going to pull off being Madden. Turns out he didn’t pull it off at all.
And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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