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Pizza connoisseur. Hot sauce expert. French fry lover. Book hoarder. Cat widow. Breakfast enthusiast. Ex-clergy wrangler. Will work for books. 🦑🏳️‍🌈🐷🍺🍕

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All these people freaking out they’re gonna have to learn Arabic now. Please, you posted your German Duolingo every day for the last ten years. Du wirst das großartig machen!
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I know this is fake because the New Yorker publishes on Mondays and November 8 was Sunday.
Ethical American (@AmericanEthical) profile pictureEthical American
@AmericanEthical23h
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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[laughs in the end of Lauren Boebert's career]
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I finally watched My Dinner with Andre and there’s too much talking in that movie
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First Hill weather report: rain, more rain, even more rain, wind, flickering lights
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If you insist, lady
Steven Ertelt (@StevenErtelt) profile pictureSteven Ertelt
@StevenErteltNov 8
Sorry Democrats, I still don't care about your pronouns.
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They teach the Bible in Texas and you just lost. Maybe try the Quran.
Saundra McDowell (@mcdowellformo) profile pictureSaundra McDowell@mcdowellformoNov 8
I want to go back to a time when we taught the Bible in public schools.
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What's your friend waiting for! If its so true it cant possibly wait!
Jack Daniel (@JackDaniels0314) profile pictureJack Daniel@JackDaniels0314Nov 7
So I just got back from breakfast with a real good friend. He went to school with the new governor of Texas. Oh my goodness some of the stories he just told me. I hope somebody really investigates her.
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Actually it being a joke is worse
Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) profile pictureYashar Ali 🐘
@yasharNov 7
Folks, come on, it’s obviously a joke because Dana White won’t leave the UFC. Not that Trump wouldn’t love this.
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This is some Lee Atwater level shit (in a good way)
Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) profile pictureChristopher Hale
@ChristopherHaleNov 7
NEW: @katz_morris reveals an independent expenditure campaign supporting James Talarico directed Texas-based Google searches on “I think my husband is cheating on me” to stories about Ken Paxton’s infidelity.
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Our god-emperor has offered wrastlin' promoter Dana White the job of Press Secretary. Probably because Stephen Miller just heard his last name is white.
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DOUBLE DOWN! DOUBLE DOWN!
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 7
Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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CommunSocialist Democrats needs some workshopping bro
John M. Cameron (@johnrockshomes) profile pictureJohn M. Cameron
@johnrockshomesNov 6
I am a J6er. We tried to warn you. The 2020 presidential election was stolen. The CommunSocialist Democrats won that battle The 2026 Midterms were stolen. Yhe CommunSocialist Democrats won that battle. Prove me wrong. Does the War against Communism. still wage or is this the end? God Bless the J6ers
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cope harder
Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) profile pictureJonathan Turley
@JonathanTurleyNov 6
Nothing says an age of rage like running on a beat down. Democrat Richard Ojeda, who was just elected to Congress, has declared that he would be "happy to go to jail" if he has a chance to physically assault the incoming Chief of Staff Stephen Miller.
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Trump named Stephen Miller so his approval rating can finish in his favorite thing
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Keep going! The American people want thTrump named Stephen Miller so his approval rating can finish in his favorite thing
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I would encourage Fox News and the Republican Party to double down on Stephen Miller in power
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 6
Compagno: The American people want Stephen Miller in power.
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Oh my stars. A correction for the ages
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I think Republicans should run on this platform
Drew (@AllegedlyDrew) profile pictureDrew
@AllegedlyDrewNov 6
The Quran should not be an option when swearing an oath to the U.S. Constitution.
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DOUBLE DOWN! DOUBLE DOWN!
Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) profile picturePete Hegseth
@PeteHegsethNov 6
Stand. Fight. Defend the Republic.
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