husband, father, worshipper
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A recent conversation with one of my grandmothers:
Me: Is Papaw still finding Fox News easy with that remote?
Nanny: He talks to Alexa more than he talks to me. It’s great.
Hudson: did you know lobsters can be the size of a woman?
Me: what? Says who?
Hudson: I read a book about lobsters today.
🦞😳
You’re welcome for the rain, NELA.
I broke down and finally washed my truck today. 🙄
#everytime #GloryToGodTho
Southern Ocean?
I told my daughter she was nuts. There is no such thing as the Southern Ocean. Then I asked Siri.
I ain’t ready for 4th grade apparently.
WM Chick-fil-A is closed cause they don’t have any water. We need your touch, Lord.
I’ve seen You move
You move the mountains
And I believe I’ll see You do it again.
Hudson: somebody at school kept saying “hell” today
Me: who?
H: Mrs. Powell
Me: Isn’t she your PE teacher?
H: yeah, she kept saying “in-hale and ex-hale”
Kami: inhale is when you breathe in and exhale is when you breathe out. It’s not the bad word!
H: .....oooooooooo
🤣🤣🤣
Oh what a wonderful day to come //
When every knee bows before Your Name //
But we will not wait until it does //
For here and now shall Your kingdom reign //
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Dear inventor of the Yellie -
May you be cursed with inside nose zits.
Also dear buyer of the Yellie -
You belong in a straight jacket. But thank you for buying all the Christmas presents cause I was as surprised as the kids when they opened.
🙌🏼🙌🏼🤣🤣
You don’t have to get to the end of your struggle to experience wholeness. Jesus wants to quiet your spirit with His love and perfect your trust in Him. You can weather this storm complete in Him.
Peaks are nice, but you don’t see many farms on mountaintops. Why? Because things grow better in valleys. Your time in the valley may not be pleasant, but it’s in the valleys of life that you grow closer to God and stronger in your faith.
- @craiggroeschel
When our kids don't just go to church but they know they ARE the church, then they recognize that the church doesn't exist for us. We are the church, and we exist for the world.
@craiggroeschel
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Kelli: did you just wipe your mouth on your chair?
Hudson: yeah, that’s called feces
Kelli: what is?
Hudson: when you wipe your mouth on the chair, that’s what you call it
😳
VBS is so educational.
Donuts with Dad
Muffins with Mom
Pastries with Parents
As long as they keep using letters for good food, I’m fine...but if they start having Greens with Guardians, I’m out.
Overhearing Hudson talking while he’s on the toilet...
“Anyone in the bathtub, can you talk like Toy Story? ..wait, did you just move?”
😂 😂
7th year running that we’ve had a combined bday party for @parkerjlee and @jtimberlake - so much fun every year. Love these 2 guys and their friendship!
Love u 2 @andrewscalia