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FIRST LOOK at SHIPMENT In-Game in MODERN WARFARE 4 [via @GoingDarkCOD]

oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg" he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen" here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."

#FrenchMontana going viral for refusing to pay for an upcoming designer's clothes at ComplexCon: "We not paying for nothing here.. I charge $250,000 to wear something." 👀😳‼️

Watching @Asmongold rally the chuds to his WoW Forever guild to take back videogames. He's been inviting everrrrrryone. We're so back.

Police shared a photo of everything seized from a local middle school in one year. [📸: @Turlock Police Department ]

One of the best shots Kensington Toboggan has ever seen 😮 #TourVault

Dr Disrespect talks about responding to people on X/Twitter who hate on him. “Yeah, I don’t care about Twitter. Like, I’ma just go on there and call you out real quick and then move on. It’s so removed from reality. It’s the most unserious platform ever in history. You just gotta run with it, you know what I mean?”

I am truly in awe of the not just lack of, but total absence of swag of the new Thy Art Is Murder frontman. I stg he moves like fucking Elon Musk

🚨 ELON MUSK LO ACABA DE DECIR: “Vas a poder tener Starlink exactamente igual que tienes AT&T, T-Mobile o Verizon. 
Una sola cuenta que te funciona con la antena de casa (Wi-Fi gratis) y también en tu teléfono. No vamos a acabar con los otros operadores… ellos se quedan porque tienen espectro. 
Pero SpaceX va a llevarte internet de alta velocidad DIRECTO desde el satélite al celular. Solo faltan los cambios de hardware en los teléfonos… y cuando lleguen, vas a poder ver videos en cualquier rincón del planeta.” Esto no es el futuro. 
Esto ya está pasando. ¿Listos para decirle adiós a las zonas muertas?

Brazilian brick weed that my cousin is smoking in São Paulo. He said it was most likely grown somewhere near the Amazon. Smokes as bad as it looks.

Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad “I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’” “If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up” “My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”

Doeboy takes his beef with YB to another level getting a “YB Trash” tattoo on his face 🤯

👤NBA YOUNGBOY👤 💿WHAT DA WHAT💿 ⬜️FUTURE DISS⬜️ 🚨OUT NOW🚨 “i wanna go bezel for bezel , i wanna go hit after hit , i wanna go million for million pussy prolly wanna go bItch for bItch” “Hatin ass ima villain , Old ass ima catch when ya down bad and stretch ya” nitter.gq/big_business_/status/2…