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Mike Smith

@blazeydriver

Retired Cornish train driver/NH fan,owned a bit of racehorse HerecomesHogan now Lucky Bailley,OAFC fan,still play cricket 4 St Blazey CC and Cornwall over60's

 St Blazey Cornwall
Joined October 2009
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My final ever train drive before I retire, just the 47 years and not a day too soon with all the brainless vilification of train drivers these days.
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Here's our goalkeeper #oafc
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Why did our keeper dive with his arms by his side ? Frightened of handball maybe 😆 #oafc
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Omg Drummond makes Fondop look like Messi #oafc
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I know it's a Mickey Mouse cup but wow just how poor are these players, can't even take a corner #oafc #dreadful
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How come footballers, when their shirt is pulled from behind fall forwards ? Anyone would think they were diving
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Huge decisions in league 2 coming up on ref watch , has to be us #oafc
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Good old cheating Pakistan cricketers obviously didn't fancy playing England in the final then #PAKvsSL
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#ENGvsSL I see the Surrey bowling attack are doing it again for England #disgraceful
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It's the hope that kills you, after Saturday you think maybe, but no back to the normal Mellon shite, still clinging onto those 3 games a couple of years ago, just not good enough #oafc
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Looks like a black long haired lady used the shower before me, shame I wasn't there😆 #holidayinnexpress
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Is Temple for real ? He has to be one of the worst ever signings we've ever made ? And yet Mellon keeps picking him . Bizarre #oafc
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Apart from 3 games at the backend of 2 seasons ago, the football under Mellons tenure has been absolutely dire, it's time for him to go before it's too late for someone else to repair #oafc
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How an earth have we acquired Temple ? He is Dogshit #oafc
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It's bad enough he's knicked me chair, but he's got the TV control too 😆
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I stayed at the Ritz hotel in London, and took a card from a phone box on Oxford st, offering sordid sex and other pleasures. Back at the hotel, I rang the number. A lady with a silky voice asked if she could be of any help. I said, "I'd like a blow job, a straight shag, then doggie style, mild bondage, a few minutes of anal, and finish off with a tit wank, is that ok? "The lady replied, "Sounds like fun, sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line!!..
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Please get him gone before the aftermatch interview #embarrassing #oafc
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Oldham 1 Hudson 2 #oafc
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Top keeper ? Yea right #oafc
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The long trek from Cornwall to @PerthRacecourse starts, great card as usual and a fantastic couple of days
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Thanks Mellon for getting us where we are, but on recruitment alone you simply have to go #oafc
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