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christian titer

@bleachisfake

IG: @bleachisfake

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined March 2011
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Last nights set m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Z5J7โ€ฆ
Christian Titer | Stand Up Comedy

Christian Titer | Stand Up Comedy

Live at Greenwich Village Comedy Club NYCinstagram: bleachisfake...

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Jiggidy
@RealJiggidyOct 27
Knicks got that ring and said fuck basketball ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterNov 10
Vikings have released WR Odell Beckham Jr.
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We almost there the real James golden child otw ๐Ÿซก
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Bryce James is starting to understand it now ๐Ÿ”‹ Doing a little bit of everything in only his third career game ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Kiarie@KiarieWaNjengaNov 10
My whole timeline "So easyโ€ฆjust copy it, paste it into any WhatsApp chat, tap on it, then generate the sticker."
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baby i.e@soyeahtrellNov 10
they havenโ€™t topped this yet
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@TheBatmanSagaNWNov 10
โ€œBut listen, kid. I canโ€™t bring you with me this time.โ€ 2 years ago today, โ€˜THE PENGUINโ€™ finale was released.
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@banskyNov 10
Bruh????
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AJ Dybantsa hits John Collins with a fake euro step
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nos_mtshali@nos_mtshaliNov 8
Homegirl is ready for the army because wdym that is your chosen method of crawling? ๐Ÿ˜‚
BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) profile pictureBrickCenter
@BrickCenter_Nov 8
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime raceโ€ฆ The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Ali Winston@awinstonNov 10
A 20-something year old Brooklyn native is beating the brakes off every โ€œhousingโ€ reporter in NYC
Scourge Bliss ๐Ÿ‘พ (@TheRealScourge) profile pictureScourge Bliss ๐Ÿ‘พ@TheRealScourgeNov 10
NYC is planning to demolish Chelsea Houses, a public housing development in one of Manhattanโ€™s wealthiest neighborhoods. Revitalization or gentrification? You decide.
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NYC/NYCHA plans to demolish buildings at Fulton and Elliott-Chelsea Houses (incl. Chelsea Houses) but replace all 2,056 existing public housing units one-for-one with new permanently affordable apartments for current residents, plus thousands of additional units. nyc.gov/site/nycha/aboโ€ฆ fultonelliottchelsea.com citylimits.org/nycha-can-moveโ€ฆ
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Another underrated gem
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SAMEFLANNEL@sameflannelNov 8
this went triple platinum in my life
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@ripflexxicoNov 8
Top 5 SoundCloud drops of all time
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Cashmere P.@cashmere_p_Nov 8
This shit sucks
. (@oklamasmorale) profile picture.@oklamasmoraleNov 6
Kendrick Lamarโ€™s influence on the next generation of rappers is starting to show From the lyrics, flow, chorus & video โ€˜Slamming into the greatness of Kendrick, Jay-Z & Weezy. I tell em get the f out the way, either way they gotta come see meโ€™ ๐Ÿ—ฃ Mark Lux - Bunk ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Evan@daviddunn177Nov 8
She wanted the Ten Commandments in Texas schools. So James Talarico challenged and humiliated her in front of everybody. Her name is Rep. Candy Noble. And she lost on the same night James Talarico won his Senate race.
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Replying to @itsavibe
SNL found a way to make Druski unfunny
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New York Basketball
@NBA_NewYorkNov 8
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Fred Katz (@FredKatz) profile pictureFred Katz
@FredKatzNov 8
They did a baby race at halftime in Cleveland and the in-arena host joke interviewed the winning baby, so the baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it. 10 out of 10 halftime entertainment.
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Paul@orangepaulpNov 7
truth nuke
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so was spongebob :)
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@mis__educatedNov 7
This generation will never understand how prime Wayne was movingโ€ฆ He was so busy he filmed the โ€œA Milliโ€ video on the way to shoot another one (Got Money) the same dayโ€ฆ And that was just a normal day in 2008. One of the greatest primes BTW
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@dontfwmeokkAug 3
Lil Wayne was so busy in his prime that he filmed a music video on the way to another one๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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x5@Ariaty__Nov 6
Just because Iโ€™m a man donโ€™t expect me to order no beer. Get me that strawberry daiquiri nigga
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