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Gary

@bleedingears

Searching for the guy who steals the other sock from the washer! in my next life I want to come back as a bread roll #cfc

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Joined May 2009
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One person's reshuffle is a whole countries worst nightmare
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When you type "chat soon" and autocorrect makes it "chat doos" but you had finger trouble so it's already been sent. 😔👀 – at Cape Town, South Africa
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Awesome house concert with @lionelbastos and @WendyOldfield this Saturday. All the necessary details here: web.facebook.com/events/1751…
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ADOPT THIS SWEET GIRLIE. We have an oldie with a sweet darling gentle nature. Please consider adopting this... fb.me/5fc83BABr
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My nephew: "Sessie, do you remember what it was like to be young?" Me: "Do you remember what it's like to get a hiding?"
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Replying to @bleedingears
Never give up on your dreams 😉
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I'm glad Trump won, Bill would have made a really ugly first lady!
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It's raining but the sun's shining. I guess somewhere a politican is getting married #monkeyswedding
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Found out that the red outfits in PTA is an EFF march. I was worried, I thought the red ants had come to remove me from the Union buildings
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Best decision for the country and everyone involved. Well done Guptas on withdrawing the charges against Gordhan. #shaunabrahams
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#ForbiddenKnowledge runs till the 23rd October, when are you booking tickets for you & friends???
Image from Joburg Theatre (@joburgtheatre)
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People going crazy about Trump's comments about women. I would never say such things about my bi... Uh! I mean wives!
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Everyone wants freedom of speech while simultaneously wanting to tell you what you can and can't say. Earth-irony. Fascism
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Gorgeous 1yr old Siamese Cat looking for a loving home. In Gauteng @bleedingears @LadySayFuckALot pls RT
Image from Gum Drop (@GigiGumDrop)
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ADOPT ME PLEASE: Mia is a three year old confident mix breed wire haired terrier. She sure is a beauty. Please... fb.me/2Ve1fysJp
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Noise Free Condoms - which Noise #MabalaNoise #Ramaphosa
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WTF!!!!!! This must be stopped nitter.gq/Freja_Petersen/status/…
Freja Petersen (@Freja_Petersen) profile pictureFreja Petersen@Freja_Petersen19 Aug 2016
Pls ACT/RT: New Ontario plans will let hunters & trappers kill threatened wolves wolvesontario.org/algonquin-…
Image from Freja Petersen (@Freja_Petersen)
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Vasco da Gama is the new speaker for Johannesburg. Could have been worse, it could have been Jan Van Riebeeck
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Today is #WorldPhotoDay! Share photos of your #pets with us! 🐶🐱
Image from NSPCA South Africa (@NSPCA_SA)
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Mary: what do you want to eat? Jesus; I don't know. You? Mary: I'm having the steak a-la-Roman. Waiter: I'd suggest Jesus take the veal.
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